It has come to our attention that people on this board have started practicing actual science. We cannot allow this to go on. We need you to delete the information sensitive for defense purposes but we can't risk calling any more attention to it, so we can't tell you what that information is.

Therefore, we would like you to kindly revert to posting spam and to cease and desist all scientific pursuits, as the United States would be best served if everyone just keeps their heads down and minds their own business.

Stefanie Tompkins, Director