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Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 23:16:24 2021 No.13397047 View Reply Original Report

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My ochem lab partner is a literal flaming homo, how do I keep my anal virginity this semester?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:18:49 No.13397056 Report

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>>13397047
Fuck his ass before he fucks yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:20:30 No.13397060 Report

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Pour the stock bottle of 10M HCl over your head as a preventative measure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:20:38 No.13397061 Report

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>>13397056
My man knows how to assert dominance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:22:49 No.13397069 Report

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>>13397047
Don't flatter yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:26:40 No.13397080 Report

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Be sure you mention to him frequently that you're an anal virgin. Also try not to suck his dick by accident. That might lead him on and then you'd be morally obligated to let him pop your cherry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:31:06 No.13397099 Report

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>>13397047
Watch out if he gives you a suggestive look each time you're dealing with benzene structure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:36:07 No.13397118 Report

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>>13397047
he probably wont do anything and even if hes into you he'd probably be shy and just ask you not fuck your ass unless you want him to. Continue as usual or start using a buttplug

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:38:02 No.13397123 Report

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>>13397047
if hes cute you can tell him to dress like a tomboy and suck your dick
fuck just typing this got me hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Jul 2021 23:47:07 No.13397143 Report

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I don't think OP has to worry about anyone taking his virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 00:03:26 No.13397174 Report

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>>13397047
Tell him you have aids and need him to cover for you. Then go home and relax.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 00:26:55 No.13397222 Report

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>>13397047
Don't have sex with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 01:30:17 No.13397363 Report

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>>13397047

If he is a flaming homo he is most likely a bottom, your ass is safe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 01:32:59 No.13397367 Report

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>>13397047
Rent free

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 01:37:02 No.13397374 Report

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>>13397047
Just be yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 02:15:15 No.13397430 Report

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>>13397047
Anon, the proper nomenclature around here is "flaming faggot".
"Homo" is not offensive enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 02:17:25 No.13397437 Report

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>>13397047
this nigga gonna make chloroform in the lab and ask you to sniff it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 03:07:45 No.13397519 Report

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Be careful for those SN2 reactions. He might invert your chiral center with the ol' back side attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Jul 2021 03:10:03 No.13397523 Report

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Is he a cute bottom?
Fuck him

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