New Theory of Migraines

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Hypothesis Concerning the Root Cause of Migraines and Potential Pathways to a Universal Cure
“We don’t really know what causes migraines.” Is a phrase tossed around quite a bit in the medical community at present. How can it be that after decades of research, we are still not substantially closer to a solution than we were 30 years ago? A wide range of synthetic and natural pharmacological approaches have yielded only marginal results and have done nothing to advance the science of neurology vis a vis migraines. As with so much of the modern medical establishment, the migraine science of today revolves entirely around throwing novel chemical compounds at the problem rather than trying to genuinely understand root causes. It is only by understanding the root cause of migraines that a treatment may be possible, and I submit to you this day that we already have the technical capability to craft a cure… our scientists simply need a nudge in the right direction. This posting will serve as that nudge. Once again, the world’s Ph.D holders’ collective hands need to be held and they need to be led directly to the solution to a problem that has caused a great deal of human misery. So sit down, strap in, and enjoy your gratis breakthrough and the laurels it brings for whoever claims it as their own. (By all means, continue stealing ideas and claiming them as your own, this is America after all.)