>hmmmm…seems like girls aren't even slightly attracted to me
>this is embarrassing
>i need an excuse so ppl don't laugh at me for being unpopular
>i know! i'll pretend to be so interested in something else that i don't even notice that girls aren't even slightly attracted to me
>how about those dots on the sky, they seem mysterious enough and other people seem to respect them
>OK, hey guys get this "i'm totally fascinated by dots on the sky"
>thats a good pose
>i think i'll commit to that lie for the rest of my life
>i'll live the lie, for science (and escaping embarrassment with transparently lame excuses lol)
>*chad drives past the scene in a car full of happy children an sexy wives*
>this is embarrassing
>i need an excuse so ppl don't laugh at me for being unpopular
>i know! i'll pretend to be so interested in something else that i don't even notice that girls aren't even slightly attracted to me
>how about those dots on the sky, they seem mysterious enough and other people seem to respect them
>OK, hey guys get this "i'm totally fascinated by dots on the sky"
>thats a good pose
>i think i'll commit to that lie for the rest of my life
>i'll live the lie, for science (and escaping embarrassment with transparently lame excuses lol)
>*chad drives past the scene in a car full of happy children an sexy wives*
