>>13383562Coom in a bottle, drink your coom, piss it out, and then drink the piss. When you pee again, bottle up the piss, then mix it into a bottle filled with hydrochloride, bleach, sodium, pure capsaicin, and fresh coom. Stir the mixture feverishly, then put it into the microwave for 30 minutes. While your mixture is cooking, get yourself a long, hard, thick object, and ravish your asshole with it. Do this as many times as necessary in order to rupture your anus, causing rectal prolapse. When the mixture is done, put it out on the counter to cool, and wait until right before you have to take a shit. When you have to take a shit, grab the mixture, and a bucket. Pour the mixture into your asshole, and then shit into the bucket with the mixture inside. Coom one more time into the bucket, and mix it thoroughly. There you go, carbon monoxide!
