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Lloyds Bank coprolite

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 17:52:09 2021 No.13382326 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13382386 >>13382893 >>13384046 >>13384053 >>13384171 >>13386636

>the largest poo in record human history belonged to a viking man
Jesus Christ, can you get anymore stereotypical?

Also, I can't look at this pic without smelling it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 18:01:44 No.13382362 Report

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I've seen bigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 18:10:56 No.13382386 Report

Quoted By: >>13382897 >>13382901

>>13382326
I can poop that easy when i eat a shitload of meat for several days.
I once dropped a deuce so large it touches the bottom of the bowl and still was coming out of my ass, and when it finally was out it stood like a tower until it fell over and smacked my balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 18:34:57 No.13382460 Report

Quoted By: >>13383050

The English keep it chained and imprisoned because they fear what it can do. The mighty Norse poo is secretly laughing; when the time is right it will burst free and send them to meet their weak god.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 21:25:38 No.13382893 Report

Quoted By: >>13385241

>>13382326
Pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 21:28:07 No.13382897 Report

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>>13382386
you know, this will go on your permanent record

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 21:29:48 No.13382901 Report

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>>13382386
The idea that the globhomo has a permenant record somewhere about me where i fap to futa on trap and have massive shits is satisfying as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 21:39:37 No.13382932 Report

Quoted By: >>13382940

I'm sure you can find a bigger one walking down the street in India

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 21:43:48 No.13382940 Report

Quoted By: >>13383027

>>13382932
Indians shit liquid because of curry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 22:22:55 No.13383027 Report

Quoted By: >>13383333

>>13382940
can confirm, its also yellow due to tumeric, which is why indians call chinks/SEA shitskins and racist against them

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 22:36:55 No.13383050 Report

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>>13382460
Nah, the Anglos hired that poop and his two brothers to take penalty kicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 00:36:39 No.13383333 Report

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I've done bigger. not impressed. and I don't even think I'm the best shitter in the world.
>>13383027
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 06:06:12 No.13384046 Report

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>>13382326
I'd love to be the owner of the largest poo in recorded history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 06:10:25 No.13384053 Report

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>>13382326
I bet the largest would be from a gay that stretched their colon with one of those novelty challenge dildos, then plugged their ass and didn't shit until it was forcing the plug out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 07:05:26 No.13384171 Report

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>>13382326
How many Courics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 14:17:10 No.13385026 Report

Quoted By: >>13385091

How does coprolite form? Could I construct a fossilizing toilet that hardens my poo over millennia so I can enter my winners into the historical record?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 14:36:51 No.13385091 Report

Quoted By: >>13385129

>>13385026
Like if the best of the lot were transferred to individual compartments where mineral-rich water slowly circulated around the shit could you expect them to fossilize in a few decades? Would a closed system where the water flows through rock filled compartments and turd lockers be sufficient, or would you need to dump the fouled water regularly? Would the floaters need special compartments? Any suggestions on preventing log erosion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 14:51:05 No.13385129 Report

Quoted By: >>13385152

>>13385091
Perhaps seal it inside a permeable membrane and allow it to stabilize/mummify over several years. Then give it a few cycles of mineral sludge then air drying. It would probably be considered "good enough" even before all the organic material has vanished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 15:02:04 No.13385152 Report

Quoted By: >>13385183

>>13385129
I don't know about that. I think letting it sit for a few years would allow the bacteria and other microorganisms to decompose the deuce to the point that it falls apart or fails to fossilize. Drying is an interesting suggestion, though. Maybe an outer crust could keep the crap from cracking apart under the flow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 15:19:02 No.13385183 Report

Quoted By: >>13385239

>>13385152
>bacteria and other microorganisms
Easy: just pasteurize it immediately after being sealed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 15:40:21 No.13385239 Report

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>>13385183
Pasteurization doesn't kill all the decomposers. That's partly why I suggested the continuous flow of water. It would carry away bacteria and nutrients while providing an anaerobic environment which slows decomposition. It would be cheaper if the water didn't need to be replaced continuously though. Maybe measuring the turbidity or dissolved nitrogen and replacing the water when it gets above a certain value could save money and allow the waste water to be sterilized and used/sold as a fertilizer.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 15:43:13 No.13385241 Report

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>>13382893
Clean it up, wagie!

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Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2021 01:14:45 No.13386636 Report

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>>13382326
>the actual biggest shit in history probably just got flushed down the toilet
How do you anons cope with this anti-science world?

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