>>13381302Don't worry bro, just do the following
1. Go to reddit, r/germany
2. Type a emotional story about how are a poor pajeet and want to study in Germany
3. The redditards there will start a go fund me and give you $.
3. Reach Germany, if you want adventure then, go to turkey and hop on a refugee boat.
4. It will be best if you reach germany as a refugee and claim asylum.
5. The cuck germnan govt gives you free money and housing, paid by German cuck populace.
6. Go to whatever university you like and consult with the "diversity department".
7. Free university. If you are lucky the German woman at the department will give you a blowjob.
That's all you need to do, if you perform well, the German media will make top tier documentary about you.
As for the German wife problem, why do you want to get into headache of marriage, if you can rape which ever German girl you like any where any day.
No one will complain, no one will do anything, in fact after getting raped the German girl might give you goodbye kiss and you can wipe your dick on her cuck bf's shirt. If you want more money, you can just beat some German cuck and steal his money.
I have just given you the easiest way to enjoy life.
