Alright /sci/ you're tasked with compiling the rough draft of the updated version of the bible.

TL;DR
The bible is a book which people can read and believe in. It's also a super useful book because it can be used to control the unwashed masses. It contains useful life lessons and moral teachings. Many believers find spiritual solace from it.

BUT FUCK THAT. REDDIT HAS MADE PEOPLE INTO ATHEISTS AND THE NWO GLOBAL WORLD NEEDS A BIBLE LIKE BOOK, BUT WITH LESS GOD AND MORE SCIENCE.
THE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS AREN'T CUTTING IT ANYMORE AND YOUR WIFE'S MULATTO SON NEEDS INNER PEACE!
So the question is /sci/...

What information makes it into THE BIBLE PART II? Laws of Physics? Greek Philosophy? Vaccination statistics? The lyrics to "We are the world?"