I fucking hate you people. I know you've never heard of me, but I am an Associate Professor of Mechanical Engineering at one of the larger universities in Florida. Someone here had an idea about atomic-thickness insulators for nanoelectronics and I went ahead and had my team develop it, with the permission of "Anonymous."

Granted, I put my name on the paper as the exclusive creator but it was with Anonymous's permission and then you do know what the fucker did? He turned around and complained about me to our Board of Trustees and I got handed my hat today.

I will sue you and I will sue this website for developing technology for the exclusive purpose of trolling me into thinking I could have that technology for free and then trying to claim dibs on it, which is cheap.

You're on notice!