I'm sorry, but I think you're not appreciating the depth of my stupidity. It's a critical case, near terminal. I think I would need to stack many boxes to reach this counter top.
I just want to get my mouth around this Riemann business, so I require slapping with the meatiest analog for the problem, and likely a refresher in, oh, all of mathematics.
Anyway, I know about the /sci/ guide and where to start, and I'll stop taking up room for smart people. Bless you patient, accommodating souls.