>>135433311) Launch tiny screen that no one can complain about cos cant be seen from Earth
2) Launch small satellite that emits a visible but tiny unique flash. Aim your phone at it as it passes overhead to get free shit, discount, promo, exclusive offer, prize, from some company. Cant complain about a tiny flash right? No brighter than an aircraft's lights. Its only visible for a few hours each night.
3) Merge several flash satellites to spell out the name of some worthy charity/cause. Only happens once a month. Cant complain about that. You support a good cause dont you?
4) Huge merger of flash satellites so that everyone around the world can watch the Olympic highlights. Only once every 4 years. Cant complain about that. You want poor people in Africa to see their team win dont you? Of course there's got to be a word from the sponsor, these satellites are expensive. Be reasonable.
5) Permanent large screen satellite.hovering over each large population center. Just in case there is an earthquake or tsunami. What better way to warn people? All paid for by our generous sponsors who only ask for a twenty minute spot every evening.
...and so it goes. They boil the frogs alive.
