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Anonymous Sat 14 Aug 22:42:48 2021 No.13519833 View Reply Original Report

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vill ha dig -edition
We discuss research, DO NOT offer advice (just fucking go see your doctor) make fun of gunner premeds and shitpost. Please keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K etc. out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.
>inb4 not science
>inb4 poor amerimutts wanting medical advice

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:14:33 No.13544096 Report

Quoted By: >>13544108

imagine a sexual fetish which involves running central lines

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:14:57 No.13544098 Report

Quoted By: >>13544132

>>13544090
but serial killer victims don't thank the killer after he does weird stuff to them

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:16:58 No.13544105 Report

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>>13544034
I wish you would not post pics of SD without his patented protective helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VtPgxPxiK0

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:18:06 No.13544108 Report

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>>13544096
Finding and seldinger'ing the subclavian vein in one smooth move on first attempt is better than sex

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:24:46 No.13544132 Report

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>>13544098
does thanking really do anything for you doctorists?

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:27:26 No.13544146 Report

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>>13544105
i like the image and it embodies my emotional state waiting for a good doctor joke from you anons

i remember letterman once saying when he had his bypass some random patientoid said to him "ohhh that's david letterman" and the anesthesiologist said "don't worry mister letterman, we will have her intubated"

that is a good doctorist joke but i want a modern doctorist joke from you guys

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:34:04 No.13544174 Report

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>>13543634
Radfag here in residency. It's fucking great. Minimal patient interaction, I just sit here and do my own thing, no stress associated with my job. Salary is 500k out the door as soon as I am finished too.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:35:30 No.13544179 Report

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>>13544174
stop blowing our cover
god forbid you tell them about teleradiology

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 14:39:15 No.13544187 Report

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>>13544179
Telerad isn't particularly worth it unless you are actually employed by a hospital system IMO. IIRC, for VRAD/Telerad you are paid by the study which can be a pain in the ass if you just want to relax and teach residents. Being employed by the system gives you more leeway in fucking around. Then there's private practice too but your pay is in the hands of the amount of business you do and varies from year to year.

Doesn't matter anyway, radiology pretty much fills their residency slots every year whether people match or scramble into them.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 15:48:19 No.13544399 Report

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Are you guys a bunch of sock puppets? Seriously we evolved both the ability to control our bodies and minds and you guys are literally simping for simple molecules that do nothing but put artificial floors or ceilings on experience. You focus so intensely on the sensations of just one branch of consciousness and end up believing that is all you are feeling.

Is there some sort of /junkie/ general you losers can jerk each other off in? Maybe you can create one?

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 16:23:10 No.13544487 Report

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>>13536074
bennett/rolando fracture

anon get treated before the release of NERVE GAS gets to your brain

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 17:55:42 No.13544794 Report

Quoted By: >>13546984

What is like to be a dentist ?
They are doctors too.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 18:54:29 No.13544983 Report

Quoted By: >>13545926

Is psychiatry a chill spec? Don't care about being a fake doctor

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 23:33:31 No.13545877 Report

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>>13537241
Derm, ortho, opthal.

>>13537512
Not enough training places. The NHS is absolutely fucking clapped when it comes to that sort of thing. You end up with lots of trainees and registrars who are bottlenecked due to a lack of jobs. I think there was only something like three new neurosurgery consultant places in the country this year just gone.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Aug 2021 23:51:49 No.13545926 Report

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>>13544983
Do you enjoy talking to schizoretards on 4chan? Now imagine that, but also irl and face-to-face

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 04:22:34 No.13546522 Report

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Earlier today I played paintball, and I noticed something about my bruises. They seem to be unevenly discolored such that they have a directionality. My hypothesis is that it's because the impacts that caused them came from different angles and some were glancing hits. Is that a thing? Can the discoloration pattern of a bruise be used to determine the angle of impact?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 06:35:38 No.13546769 Report

Quoted By: >>13547621

>>13545926
sounds fun if I get to prescribe them pills

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 07:47:03 No.13546884 Report

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I have had a small bump currently 2-3mm in size, which has formed slowly over the last few weeks on the skin just above my upper eyelid but still inside the orbital socket area. I thought it was some kind of wart or papilloma but over the last week it has become more whiteish and looks like a pimple, except it doesn't pop and it's not very painful.

I have an important date in a few days and would really like it to be gone. What do

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 08:34:38 No.13546984 Report

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>>13544794
I study dentistry. it's okay but it's kinda like med-lite, most people are med washouts and there's a lot of cope involved

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 08:50:12 No.13547013 Report

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Went out drinking with some mates and they said i was going to the pisser too often, any over the counter meds to fix this?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 08:52:33 No.13547019 Report

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Will autoimmune diseases be cured in our lifetime?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 11:29:05 No.13547303 Report

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How do I convince my mom to stop buying this shit?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 11:51:47 No.13547342 Report

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>>13547303
You can't, brainlets are immune to rationalist arguments and will only get angry if your try to convince her
On the other hand, it's not harmful, so just
let her eat her meme pills but make sure she goes to a proper doctore when there's actually something wrong with her

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 13:40:29 No.13547621 Report

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>>13546769
>sounds fun if I get to prescribe them pills

Psych patients don't take their meds. That's why we still have psych patients.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 14:35:43 No.13547774 Report

Quoted By: >>13549147

is PCR testing reliable?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 17:48:54 No.13548447 Report

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>send all the traumatologist's patients home with conservative treatment

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 18:17:36 No.13548545 Report

Quoted By: >>13551317

>not reading Die akuten Fälle in der Medizin
ngmi

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 20:54:26 No.13549147 Report

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>>13547774
Wrong question.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 22:12:11 No.13549413 Report

Quoted By: >>13549460

just took 18 mg Bromazepam. What will happen now ?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 22:28:00 No.13549460 Report

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>>13549413
>18 mg of Bro
Nice

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 23:42:07 No.13549649 Report

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>>13543634
But how would I satisfy my massive ego I don't go into a surgical specialty?

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Anonymous Sun 22 Aug 2021 23:50:23 No.13549668 Report

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>>13542849
As someone who regularly does 24 hour shifts, my advice is to keep hydrated, caffeinated and remind yourself that eventually it will be over - either by suicide or the shift ending

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 00:49:17 No.13549778 Report

Quoted By: >>13551310

>>13542849
>In his marshmallow of a country the shifts only last 24hs

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 01:04:15 No.13549805 Report

Quoted By: >>13549828 >>13550761

my patient just died for the first time bros

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 01:07:04 No.13549810 Report

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>Literally named John Hopkins
>Didn't go to Johns Hopkins
lol

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 01:15:43 No.13549828 Report

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>>13549805
It happens. Move on, don't get attached to your patients. Be friendly, not their friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 07:19:53 No.13550667 Report

Quoted By: >>13550682 >>13550756 >>13550766 >>13551096 >>13551323

Is being a family physician as comfy as it looks?
>sit in an office and prescribe the same meds over and over for mild ailments
>put in no actual effort
>if anything is actually wrong with the patient you just refer them to a proper doctor

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 07:28:53 No.13550682 Report

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>>13550667
Depends on country and location in country don’t care what 3rd worlders have to say

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 08:02:44 No.13550725 Report

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Fucking hell, nurseoids are actually tolerable in comparison to paramedics. What a bunch of whores.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 08:23:05 No.13550756 Report

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>>13550667
you have to deal with drug seekers, hypochondriacs and mental health a lot.
also it's boring as fuck.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 08:25:48 No.13550761 Report

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>>13549805
I'd be more worried if a patient died for the second time

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 08:27:53 No.13550766 Report

Quoted By: >>13551125

>>13550667
If you want to be a receptionist whose job is to filter hypochondriacs and direct sick people to real doctors, why did you go through 6-8 years of med uni?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 11:24:02 No.13551096 Report

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>>13550667
family medicine is good if you actually want to be a good doctor and you're the type of person who likes giving advice and telling people what to do
most patients who come in have a problem, sometimes its the classic "ive got X symptom, help", many other times its very practical "how do I lose weight, quit smoking, get a job, get over my divorce" etc. and the good family doctor is one who knows how to give advice to everyone based on the personality and circumstances of the patient (instead of "refer to WHO recommendations blah blah blah")

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 11:37:07 No.13551125 Report

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>>13550766
That’s more of a gp thing

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 13:15:38 No.13551310 Report

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>>13549778
>in his shithole of a country they kill patients with senselessly long shifts

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 13:20:03 No.13551314 Report

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new
>>13551313
>>13551313
>>13551313

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 13:21:04 No.13551317 Report

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>>13548545
ok boomer

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 13:23:13 No.13551323 Report

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>>13550667
yes

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 18:21:18 No.13552335 Report

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HOLY BASED.
Would you be an early joiner too?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Aug 2021 18:38:03 No.13552384 Report

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>>13529498
Use Ritalin nigger
Read the material fast one time
Read it slow the second time
Do practice questions (LOTS of them)
Write a very short bulletpoint summary + memorize (at this stage you can use Anki)
Compare the patients you see in wards to your study materials
Do more questions
Study from another source
Use Ritalin
Study a lot
No fap
Exercise and lift (start with SS)
Do NOT use normie social media (reddit is normie too) and reduce your 4chan use.

If you're tired of studying play some neofolk in the background.

Channel your Vril ???

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