>>3949267no lubricant, no protective armor, stellar cycle, orbital cycle, from the refuel floor to the wash racks, from the dining table to the berth, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for intake, scream and see primus' light, missionary, mechcowgirl, reverse mechcow girl, turbofox, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in astrotrain, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the inside of some truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the oil pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, spike throbbing, fist clenching, audial sensor ringing, mouth drooling, chassis clenching, olfactory sniffling, optic watering, optic rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, helm pulling. teeth jitterbug, processor boggling, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, spark wrenching, spine-strut tingling, back panel breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, moist, feet kicking, processor blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, protoform breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, spark evaporating, volcano erupting, voice modulator cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, flabbergasting, lip locking, paint peeling, decal removing, optic widening, port popping, nail scratching, back plating cuts, spectacular, processing cell desolving, wire ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, till all are one, awakening, sparkeater tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
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