be me

>trying to impress the lads on 4chan with my newfound knowledge of monads

>start spewing out all the features like I'm some kind of Haskell guru

"Yeah bro, you see monads have this thing called 'bind' which helps with sequencing computations, and then there's 'return' which lifts a value into a monadic context..."

>suddenly realize nobody gives a shit

>they just wanna see dank memes, not a lecture on functional programming

>feel like a total neckbeard trying to flex my pseudo-intellectual prowess

>maybe I should stick to trolling and shitposting like the rest of 'em"