i need cyno from genshin to play with my hair, whisper in my ear and having me sit on his lap…
god, i would unironically, single-handedly push continents to reform pangaea if it makes him real.
i would discover the cure to cancer if it means him being with me for a year.
i would rewrite every book in the library of alexandria with nothing but a flake of hay and bark if i get to kiss him once.
i would hover all looney-toons-esque if i breathed the same air as him half way across the world. hell, i’d even cross oceans faster than the earth spins.
i would perfectly roll up a hundred thousand of the most thin rolls of toilet paper if i got to hug him.
if he looked at me and scoffed i would shake so much my atoms would quantum tunnel through the earth.
i-if… i had.. if i- had… one moment-
w-with him… i would… if- i had.

i would be so happy. one moment. i don’t even care if he notices me. one moment. with him. would send me to heaven. please. FUCK.