got called cute on /b/ so ima repost my story here, sorry if it breaks rules or whatever

>be me, somewhat popular kid in high school
>go through phase of thinking looking like the generic e-boy was cool
>dye hair, completely change wardrobe, pretend to give a shit about 'aesthetics', other faggotry
>whatsmissing.jpg
>browse web for inspiration
>of course, cigarettes!
>where the hell am I gonna get cigarettes?
>look around house
>see coffee tin
>lightbulb lights up in head
>roll coffee cigar, go outside, light up
>shit tastes foul (as to be expected) but I feel cooler
>this becomes daily practice
>taste begins to grow on me

>fast-forward 2 weeks
>at a party
>decide now is the time to finally reveal my secret
>take out coffee cigarette, light and start smoking
>cue confused looks
>"wait, you smoke? I had no clue"
>feel really good when people start talking to me, even gaining the attention of a certain crush
>crush starts talking to me
>"why does that smell like coffee anon?"
>ohshitwefuckedupbigtime.png
>"I uh... it's coffee mixed with tobacco, yeah, so it uh... smells better?"
>mfw crush believes my bullshit
>"smoking tobacco is really gross, why not smoke weed or something like a normal person?"
>hollowstare.avi
>"well I uh... I dunno, I'm just poor"
>crush laughs, night continues, I get my crush's number. Overall a successful night
>maybe my crush is right, it is kinda gross and I don't gain anything from it... other than looking a little cooler

>next day
>ignore urge to smoke coffee
>"weird, why do I feel like I need to smoke?"
>give in and go smoke outside
>wait, am I addicted to this?
>get worried, throw out little box full of coffee-cigarettes
>relief.png

>fast-forward a few hours
>digging through garbage to find box of coffee-cigarettes

well fuck, looks like I'm addicted to smoking coffee now, fml