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>be me
>27m
>meet 46m @ work (my boss)
>dude is TALL. beefy hunk, blonde, jacked, fucking drunkard
>always shooting my shot but he's a) too dumb to notice b) ohhhh i don't knooow I'm too old I'm your boss etc boohoo yadda yadda
>sneak boner powder (viagra) in his beer one day
>chatting casually, he keeps drinking
>he starts squirming around, getting red
>i often play pranks on him for shits n giggles so this time when he feels something's wrong he already suspects me
>"Anon what did you do"
>he stands up with his hands on his crotch
>"WTF did you put in my drink???"
>I tell him
>"Anon WTF is wrong with you"
>I'm laughing my ass off
>he snaps
>pushes me down to the floor til im on my ass
>oh shit
>look up
>oh he's MAD mad
>takes his belt off, unzips pants
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>so fucking excited
>takes his dick out
>it's huge.
>gigantic. biggest I've ever seen. thick. menacing. bigger than my face
>i may have miscalculated the logistics of this plan
>bitethepillowimgoingindry.jpg
>tell him im just joking
>he keeps getting closer anyway
>that shit is not gonna fit anywhere in me
>im hard
>MFW
