In kind of a shit mood RN. Send Sylvains. Preferably not ship art and not sourced from Twitter (I've seen basically everything from there), but anything's good.
my boyfriend was just telling me about gentle femdom and how he likes it so much and there was a thread about it on here he loved, please drop some of you can !!
WHENEVER I SEE PENISES, I LAUGH HISTARICALLY, BECAUSE PENISES ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!
ALL THE CRINGE NORMIE KIDS AT SCHOOL CALL ME A FAGGOT, BUT I TOLD MY MOMMY THAT THESE MEAN KIDS ARE BULLYING ME BECAUSE THEY COULDNT GET THE JOKE R/WHOOOOOOSH
WHEN I PLAY CALL OF DUTY I SHOUT PENIS PENIS PENIS IN MY CALL OF DUTY HEADPHONES AND THEY LAUGH, I TOLD YOU PENISES ARE FUNNY!!!
THIS ONE TIME I STRIPPED MYSELF NAKED AND THEN I WENT TO MY LOCAL MCDONALD AND THEN I WAS SWAYING MY PENIS AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND I SAID PENISES ARE FUNNY PENISES ARE FUNNY PENISES ARE FUNNY AND I DID THIS FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT
AND RONALD MCDONALD STEPPED OUT OF HIS OFFICE AND RAPED MY ASS IN THE ASS AND I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A CLOWN, BUT I STILL PERSISTED TO CONVINCE OTHER PEOPLE ON HOW PENISES ARE HILARIOUS BY SWAYING MY PENIS NEAR STRANGERS FACES AND SHOUTED PENISES ARE FUNNY