got called cute on /b/ so ima repost my story here, sorry if it breaks rules or whatever
>be me, somewhat popular kid in high school >go through phase of thinking looking like the generic e-boy was cool >dye hair, completely change wardrobe, pretend to give a shit about 'aesthetics', other faggotry >whatsmissing.jpg >browse web for inspiration >of course, cigarettes! >where the hell am I gonna get cigarettes? >look around house >see coffee tin >lightbulb lights up in head >roll coffee cigar, go outside, light up >shit tastes foul (as to be expected) but I feel cooler >this becomes daily practice >taste begins to grow on me
>fast-forward 2 weeks >at a party >decide now is the time to finally reveal my secret >take out coffee cigarette, light and start smoking >cue confused looks >"wait, you smoke? I had no clue" >feel really good when people start talking to me, even gaining the attention of a certain crush >crush starts talking to me >"why does that smell like coffee anon?" >ohshitwefuckedupbigtime.png >"I uh... it's coffee mixed with tobacco, yeah, so it uh... smells better?" >mfw crush believes my bullshit >"smoking tobacco is really gross, why not smoke weed or something like a normal person?" >hollowstare.avi >"well I uh... I dunno, I'm just poor" >crush laughs, night continues, I get my crush's number. Overall a successful night >maybe my crush is right, it is kinda gross and I don't gain anything from it... other than looking a little cooler
>next day >ignore urge to smoke coffee >"weird, why do I feel like I need to smoke?" >give in and go smoke outside >wait, am I addicted to this? >get worried, throw out little box full of coffee-cigarettes >relief.png
>fast-forward a few hours >digging through garbage to find box of coffee-cigarettes
well fuck, looks like I'm addicted to smoking coffee now, fml
