I needed to be reminded that literal nightmares can occur in the safety of my house.
>go to take a shower, obviously naked
>face hits a few strands of web
>turn on lights
>notice a LOT of strands of web which weren't present a few hours before
>a clutch of baby spiders were born and fanned out across the ceiling, dropping down toward me
>did I mention I'm naked and trapped in the room?
I managed to fight my way through them untouched, through sheer luck, and my bathroom's going to have the aroma of bug spray for a bit.
Thanks Life, I needed a traumatic experience to post about tonight.