I think he likes it. His main problem with indies is that the graphics are lazy, ugly as sin, """retro""" vomit. I don't think he would call it GOTY or GOAT like many numale journalists. Also it's not very hard, which he would mention and point to all of the journlolists who say it's hard. You would have to be developmentally handicapped to have a lot of trouble with this game on normal. He also thinks it's bullshit that games don't have max difficulty unlocked from the start.
I predict he gives it a 3 or 4 out of 5.
1% chance he mentions CHAD and how physically, physiognomically, and genetically superior he is to other "indie" devs like pic related.
Anyone with a subscription send him my post and ask what he thinks.