Thank you CIA, you're a good man. I'll accept the Enchantress' help, as for any big guys you may or may not have, use them to capture the Joker.
You see, I have finally found a way to get Batman to rape the Joker and end his menace once and for all! For some reason, Batman has decided to marry that harlot Catwoman, but we can use that to our advantage. My plan is that on their wedding night, we kidnap Catwoman, and then chain up and gag the Joker to the bridal bed. We will then use the Enchantress' illusions to make Batman think that he's having kinky sex with his wife, when he's actually raping the Joker! There's no way this could fail!