>>99751701>Australia is a god-forsaken continent made of death and sadness, therefore they are the funniest cunts.along the coasts, australia is among the best places in the world to be - especially if u like coffee. i hear melbourne's got some ace brews - or if u like fruit, the tropical regions have these far out fruit markets which have, like, the most bomb selection. a chimp would feel right at home!
well, ok, fine, it's a great place to be if u don't mind literally shaking down ur boots to check for the usual death-bringing spider or checking the kitchen with a fusion spear/cattle prod for venomous serpents or sleeping with ur rifle in fear of the yowie
hmm ... here's an even weirder theory - the quality of the general population's sense of humor is in inverse proportion to the niceness of the environment - not living conditions, not quality of life, but the climate, the enviRONS, the bounty of nature surrounding them
australians live in frickin desolation - but theyre funny. same with russians
yeah, i'm taking the piss with this idea, but it's just a funny thing to think about
a generation or two after a nuclear apocalypse, and everyone u meet is mel brooks
a race of people in a hyperborean paradise, and they're these grim, stone-faced motherfuckers who all think amy schumer is the shit
