Lori: Becomes a white trash single mom
Leni: Becomes a devoted, loving wife and mother but is really too dumb to care for her kids properly
Luna: Becomes a punk rocker who right as she's reaching the peak of her fame dies at 27 of a drug overdose
Luan: Becomes a SNL cast member. Struggles with cocaine addiction and rehab for years.
Lynn: Becomes a professional athlete, then gets really disillusioned and turns to drinking when she realizes that people don't take female athletes seriously. She eventually dies in her 50s of liver cirrhosis.
Lincoln: Becomes an ordinary boring 9-5 office drone with a wife and 2 kids, but the repressed memories from his childhood lead him to periodically turn to drinking and become abusive of them
Lucy: Becomes a lunatic who holds seances in her house and calls up Coast To Coast AM repeatedly and drives them nuts--her kids all become fedora atheists, Wiccans, and extreme Christfags.
Lana: Becomes a dyke lesbian
Lola: Becomes a runway model. Is extremely narcissistic, obsessed with her looks and weight, abuses her kids, and suffers from anorexia. She finally dies of a drug overdose in her 40s.
Lisa: Becomes a college professor. Her kids become academics and artists.
Lily: Becomes a crazy hippie and a nudist. Her kids become vegans/hippies/radical feminists/Democrat campaign workers.
