>>99685841>Dan's sex tapeNow here I'm conflicted. What do I like better, Dan being a clueless, confused virgin, or Dan being a total sex freak? After some thought, I'm on the former, I see it having more potential for jokes, though ... why not both?
Actually, that'd be perfect.
One of Dan's most entertaining aspects is his bizarre, discomfitingly childlike nature. And if you can remember far back enough or if you've been around children enough at that age where they start getting crushes, you'll find that they have this odd tendency to get really weird pseudo-kinks that pass when they reach puberty. I think that it's this bizarre mix of nascent sexual desire and a complete lack of understanding on the topic that creates really freaky turn-ons.
I remember being 8, and thinking that the vagina could be found on the ... sweet Jesus, how horrifying. And my weird thing about wieners as sharp as letter openers I got from a Nat Geo doc about spider reproduction.
And a whole lot of other weird, weird crap I am NOT ready to get into.
I think the show already hit the perfect balance of Dan the Virgin and Dan the Freak with this deleted scene of theirs where Dan has this dream pleading with Dracula that he doesnt wanna wear a thong. THAT'S the kind of stuff the show could've gone with if only they had a slightly higher age rating.