Can someone explain this shit to me?
Who the fuck is this for?
If your kid is so retarded that they don't like flashing lights, noise, other kids, and fucking mascots, that means they don't fucking like Chuck E Cheese
That's the whole fucking point of the fucking thing.
You are describing an empty room
You could just take your retarded child to an empty room, it would be a lot cheaper.
youtube.com/watch?v=rvCQBbY06HQ

also, it's /co/ because Chuck E is depicted as a cartoon frequently and chuck e cheese adds only play on cartoon stations