>have sidekick gf
>never get any cool gadgets since everything belongs to her boss
>she will probably be killed by villain
>have superhero gf
>constantly taken hostage by villains
>might get killed for dramatic effect
>have supervillain gf
>anyone who threatens you gets murdered (along with their family)
>if she wins your gf takes over the world, if she loses there's always conjugal visits
>never get any cool gadgets since everything belongs to her boss
>she will probably be killed by villain
>have superhero gf
>constantly taken hostage by villains
>might get killed for dramatic effect
>have supervillain gf
>anyone who threatens you gets murdered (along with their family)
>if she wins your gf takes over the world, if she loses there's always conjugal visits
