"I have done some preeeeetty evil stuff over the centuries. Comes with the territory of being Aku, shapeshifting master of darkness."
"I have enslaved millions, and genocided hundreds of millions. Fear and Hate were my religion. I once gave a man taste buds in his anus, just for fun."
"But Shadman. Shadman. This..."
"I'm beyond the 'even evil has standards' rage. I'm just very, very concerned. That you could think up a scenario featuring me, the Superbook kids and Jesus on the cross is bad enough. That you drew it is just..."
"Get some help, man. Get some fucking help."