>>99168589Oh boy.
When I was 6 I walked like Robocop for months. I did this almost everywhere, because I thought it would make me look manly and dignified. Stopped becausey fat ass got tired of it.
I attempted to build a catapult like the one in A Bug's Life out of twigs, branches, my backpack, and a toaster.
Briefly I assumed the name "Z" because of fucking Antz. Yeah, THAT Antz.
I genuinely thought I would Hulk out if I got angry enough. So, of course, I warned people not to make me too angry. Yes, I said it the way Eric Bana says it in the 2003 movie. No, it didn't work at all.
And finally, for a worrying amount of time, I wanted to be a superhero when I grew up. And I was serious about it. I designed/prototyped a few super suits, but eventually I decided to wait until I got a proper superpower.
