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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 10:08:09 2018 No.99056511 View Reply Original Report

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How fucked will Spider-Baby grow up to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 10:20:27 No.99056597 Report

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>>99056511
He had some weird disorder that started killing him whenever he used his powers in MC2/Spider-Girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 10:40:31 No.99056720 Report

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>>99056511
WHose the dad anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 10:43:55 No.99056741 Report

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>>99056511
It will be completely forgotten or she'll have to give it away, and that's assuming these things haven't been done yet. What a stupid fucking idea for someone to just decide they want kids and to not only continue to fight crime while pregnant with them, but continue afterwards instead of raising the child

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 10:44:14 No.99056743 Report

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>>99056720
A turkey baster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 10:54:08 No.99056807 Report

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>>99056511
pretty sure his mom swinging around doing flips and shit fighting niggas while hes fucking incubating isnt healthy
not to mention the radiation unless she wasnt bitten

kids gonna come out with brain damage AT LEAST

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 10:57:10 No.99056825 Report

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>>99056720
Chinese Hulk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 10:59:03 No.99056837 Report

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>>99056720
She got it from a sperm bank.
In Marvel's new York.
So it's got to be someone chronicly broke and desperate enough to donate sperm there.

My guess is either Spiderman or one of the wrecking crew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 11:03:05 No.99056863 Report

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He probably has downs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 11:04:06 No.99056871 Report

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>>99056837
nice post

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 12:24:04 No.99057316 Report

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>>99056511
He has two loving moms so he will be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 12:31:27 No.99057360 Report

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>>99057316
lesbian have a higher ratio of family violence, then any other type of couple. The dude better grow up fast and invunerable, because two super power moms blasting each other with death rays may not end well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 12:40:39 No.99057422 Report

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>>99057360
The kid's already got Spider powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 12:53:51 No.99057513 Report

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>>99056837
I really wish society would stop being so squicky around sex so she could have done it the old fashioned way. Don't even have to show the sex, just show her in a flashback getting drunk at a party and pulling some guy into the nearest toilet cubicle as she hikes her skirt up and starts parting her panties and then cutting back to current plot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 12:56:16 No.99057532 Report

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>>99056837
That’s how you introduce spider girl in the 616

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 12:57:35 No.99057537 Report

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>>99056511
>blonde
It's Clint's baby now isn't it?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:03:27 No.99057566 Report

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>>99057513
But they couldn't, Carol doesn't actually have a dick that's just a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:06:10 No.99057583 Report

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>>99057566
sorry to break it to you but women don't produce sperm. Stop pretending carol is a thing in this. Is it too much to ask for a super hero who just sluts around with random strangers to get pregnant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:27:37 No.99057718 Report

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>>99057537
Jess is naturally blonde just dyed black

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:30:04 No.99057733 Report

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>>99057537
please, if clint's gonna bang anyone, it's kate bishop

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:32:18 No.99057744 Report

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>>99057733
Or Spider-Man’s half black daughter as predicted by Old Man Logan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:35:50 No.99057769 Report

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>>99056837
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:37:27 No.99057782 Report

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>>99057733
>please, if clint's gonna bang anyone, it's kate bishop
Still waiting for this to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:40:12 No.99057801 Report

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>>99057583

Jessica Jones and Luke Cage were just acquaintances. So there's that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:43:37 No.99057834 Report

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>>99057801
yeah, but one of them has a penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:45:11 No.99057848 Report

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>>99057834
Aimed at the end of it. Stop thinking about Carol clit dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 13:59:19 No.99057971 Report

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>>99056837
God I hope Spidey has an illegitimate son, nothing would make me happier than his Parker luck unknowingly making him an absentee father LMFAO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 14:57:05 No.99058522 Report

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>>99056511
So given that both Jessicas who should have never reproduced are mothers, who’s more screwed Danni or Gerry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:04:17 No.99058602 Report

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>>99057971
LMFAO

Fuck off Slott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:29:00 No.99058868 Report

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can we get a spider-woman and porcupine book for marvel fresh start?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:33:04 No.99058919 Report

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>>99058868
No. Jess is for Carol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:33:07 No.99058920 Report

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>>99058868
Fuck off Hopeless, no one wants to read your shitty self insert fan fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:33:37 No.99058931 Report

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>>99056511
>Hits puberty
>Grows mandibles and extra limbs
>Skin starts to turn into a chitinous exoskeleton
Man-spider, Man-spider

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:34:10 No.99058939 Report

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>>99058919
Please do us all a favor and seek professional help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:36:12 No.99058958 Report

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>>99058931
Makes sense, Jess is a Higher Evolutionary experiment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:42:50 No.99059046 Report

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>>99056720
If any of us become a writer it will be a conspiracy to seed super powered babies via sperm banks and Carol is actually the father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:44:23 No.99059067 Report

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>>99057583
We have the technology to turn ova into sperm cells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:48:28 No.99059121 Report

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>>99057513
El oh fucking el. Go jack off you sound incredibly sexually frustrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:50:43 No.99059150 Report

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>>99058868
I unironically liked their relationship and will be mildly upset when the next writer has Hydra or whoever kill Porcupine and the baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 15:56:10 No.99059214 Report

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>>99059150
Go away Hopeless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 16:51:59 No.99060010 Report

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>>99056511
Hopefully it dies haha. Wouldn't that be funny? HOLY KEK, am I right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:13:12 No.99060308 Report

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>>99056837
D-Man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:14:56 No.99060334 Report

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>>99056807
the kid has powers as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:15:54 No.99060347 Report

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>>99056511
>grow up
>in Sliding Timeline Central

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:16:06 No.99060350 Report

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>>99059214
fuck off lesbian shipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:23:10 No.99060452 Report

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>>99060347
If need be he can be aged up any number of ways. It's fiction, anything is possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:26:40 No.99060507 Report

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>>99056511
Spider-Baby has "killed in an event" written all over it.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:29:51 No.99060556 Report

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>>99060452
>>99060507
Throw the baby into the negative zone.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 17:31:21 No.99060575 Report

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>>99060507
killing Spider-Man related babies doesn't always stick.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 19:55:06 No.99063013 Report

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>>99056511
She'll be fine.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 20:29:45 No.99063633 Report

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>>99056511
Why couldn't she just stay pregnant forever? Make her fetus be in some kind of stasis or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Mar 2018 21:44:21 No.99064776 Report

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>>99063633
not everyone shares our fetish, anon. Especially not Hopeless

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