Joke all you want you sad pathetic little man, it's the only thing you will ever have in this mortal world. Your wife is on her way out the door, you won't ever land another chick due to how hideously repulsive you are with your goblin nose, pale blue skin, male pattern baldness and unkempt mustache. your apprentice is unteachable and will never be able to keep your former business afloat once you finally kick the bucket, you can't cook to save your life and Endive will ALWAYS be a better chef than you could ever dream of.
People find your memes funny now, but one day they will see how stupid, predictable and corporate your little jokes really are. So enjoy it while it lasts.