>>98856945(admittedly stolen)
Part 1
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Well, Pannenkoek, I made it, despite your directions.
Pannenkoek: Ah, TJ "Henry" Yoshi, if that is your real name. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Watch for Rolling Rocks.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh.
[Pannenkoek enters Hazy Maze Cave and sees that he has to press A]
Pannenkoek: Ye gods, my low-A-press run is ruined! Hmm. . . But what if I were to hold A from a previous level? Ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Pannenkoek! *begins to press A*
[TJ "Henry" Yoshi enters]
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Ah. . .
[Musical number]
Pannenkoek with his crazy explanations. TJ "Henry" is gonna need his medication, when he hears Pannenkoek's crazy explanations. There'll be trouble in SM64 tonight!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: PANNENKOEK!!!
Pannenkoek: TJ "Henry" Yoshi! I was just transporting this scuttlebug! Every time it hits you its home resets to a new location! Care to join me?
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Why are you pressing A, Pannenkoek?
Pannenkoek: Oh! That's not an A press! Those are B presses! Mmmm, B presses!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh. [Exits.]
Pannenkoek: Phew. [builds up speed for 9 hours]
[Pannenkoek enters the dining room]
Pannenkoek: TJ "Henry" Yoshi. I hope you're ready for holding down the A button!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: I thought you said you were going to press the B button.
Pannenkoek: No I said "half A press." That's what I call holding the A button down from a previous level.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only half.
Pannenkoek: Yes I can. An A press has three parts.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Uh huh. What parts?
Pannenkoek: Pressing the button, holding it down, and releasing it.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Really. Well I've speedran any% SM64 and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "half A press."
Pannenkoek: Oh, not in an any% run, no. It's a low-A-press run expression.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: I see.
