Dear Journal,

Hi, it's me, Doug. Today, I got myself into a pickle, literally.

I went to Al and Moo's house to visit, and they let me try out their latest invention yet. The Pickle Ray. It was incredible, it was a ray that would turn anything into pickles. We started turning several things in Bluffington into pickles. They tasted great too.

Al accidentally dropped the ray on the ground and it shot upwards towards me and turned me into a pickle. Just then, Patti approached the twins and I asked them to hide me. She asked where I was because I promised to go to the movies with her tonight. I can't break this promise to her. Al and Moo are working on a way to turn me back to normal, but we're running out of time!

I'M PICKLE DOUG!!!