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Benis Strikes Again

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 23:00:50 2018 No.98512426 View Reply Original Report

https://www.cbr.com/bendis-dc-superman-jewish-roots/

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:02:29 No.98512445 Report

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>Superman is a lot of things; superhero, crimefighter, savior, friend, cousin, husband and, most recently, a father. First and foremost, though, Superman is Jewish. We may never see the Man of Steel read from the Torah or celebrate Purim, but the foundations the character was built on were profoundly Judaic. Now, with Brian Michael Bendis recently announced as the new architect of the Superman franchise, he’s heralding a return to Superman’s Jewish roots.

>By now, we all know Superman was created by two Jewish kids from Cleveland, but not as many people understand just how vital that fact is to the foundation on which the character was built. Growing up in a Jewish community in the 1930s meant that Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster were intimately aware of Jewish social ideas and the themes in Jewish lore from the Old Testament. It makes sense that they would then use these ideas to craft their own stories.

>A Jewish reading of Superman finds many similarities between his flight from Krypton and the story of Moses from the Book of Exodus. When Pharaoh ordered the execution of newborn Hebrew boys, Moses was sent down the Nile in a basket in order to spare him from the genocide. He was found by Pharaoh’s daughter and raised as a member of the court, like he was one of their own. Similarly, Superman was sent from a dying world in a spaceship and adopted by a loving family on Earth.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:03:31 No.98512460 Report

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>Even his name, Kal-El, is believed to derive from Hebrew. The Hebrew world El is one of the many names for the Abrahamic god within Judaism. It is also considered to mean ‘of god’ when used as a suffix, which would mean Siegel and Shuster used the same naming convention traditionally used on god’s group of archangels — Michael, Gabriel, Ariel and the like. Considering these entities were humanoid agents of god with superpower, it’s no small stretch to suggest that Superman was thematically intended to be a Judaic angel come to Earth.

>More importantly, Superman’s sense of social justice that appeared in the character’s first appearances were likely informed by Siegel and Shuster’s upbringings. Back in the ’30s and ’40s, Superman was nothing like the character who would one day be synonymized with the American Way. In the early days, Superman was violent, angry, and unafraid to stick up for the disenfranchised. He fought corrupt businessmen and saved women from their abusive husbands.

>His actions in these stories were certainly influenced by the Great Depression and the liberal idealism that was primed to get the country out of it. He represented the core beliefs of President Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal, but it was also profoundly Jewish teachings that powered him. In a sense, Siegel and Shuster created Superman to be the ultimate mensch, a term in Jewish society used to refer to a person who represents the community’s ideals of integrity and honor.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:04:33 No.98512472 Report

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>It is fitting, then, to see Bendis, another Jew who grew up in Cleveland, take hold of the character 1,000 issues later and rediscover where he came from. In his interview with Forbes to announce his run, Bendis referred to himself as “A little Jewish boy from Cleveland, and my connection to Superman is very, very deep, genetically.” By harnessing the ideals that created him, perhaps we can finally see a revival of what Superman was originally envisioned to be, while also preserving his recent rebirth as a dorky dad.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:06:50 No.98512504 Report

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>It’s only fair to mention that Grant Morrison attempted to bring the character back to his socialistic beginnings during DC’s early New 52 era. However, it shouldn’t be surprising that perhaps only a Jew like Bendis can truly understand what those kids from Cleveland envisioned. That very truth is what has pushed us so far away from the center to begin with. An entertainment industry dominated by Christian white men has caused Superman’s message to fall off the rails a bit

>Superman: The Movie used Christian iconography to establish Superman as an allegory for Jesus Christ. Even the spaceship baby Kal-El traveled in to Earth bears a striking resemblance as the Star of Bethlehem that guided the Three Wise Men to see the birth of Christ. Finally, Marlon Brando’s Jor-El leaves his son with a messianic mission to save the people of Earth and show them how good they can be

>We see the same imagery throughout Mark Waid and Alex Ross’ Kingdom Come, which is essentially DC’s own Book of Revelations. DC literally killed him in the 1990s and brought him back from the dead. Cinematically speaking, Superman Returns, Man of Steel and Superman vs. Batman: Dawn of Justice have continued to view Superman as the equivalent of Jesus

>In the past, it has all served to transform Superman into a symbol of conservative Christian wholesomeness and goodness, instead of the social liberalism that can bring about real change. It’s time for such a change now. It’s time to get back to basics, and Brian Michael Bendis clearly agrees.
When Bendis was originally offered the job to write Superman, it took a trip back to Cleveland to convince him to take it. In the Forbes interview, he detailed his visit to a Superman exhibit in his hometown, a place that celebrates its status as the birthplace of a hero. It was that sense of heritage that ignited Bendis’ desire to tell the story of Superman, to continue the lore, and weave a new tapestry when he takes over the books in May.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:07:11 No.98512512 Report

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>>98512445
>>98512460
>>98512472
>He's literally going to turn Supes into a jewish-version of himself just so he can self-insert into his character and thusly ruin it
Somebody please kill Bendis. Anybody, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:07:18 No.98512516 Report

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>>98512426
Does this mean people will say evil Superman and WASP Batman beating up Supes are problematic? Because I’d be cool with that.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:09:51 No.98512567 Report

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>>98512516
No. Supes is an old school New York Jew. They're based as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:13:29 No.98512627 Report

Quoted By: >>98512679

> comics are for everyone; do not be divisive and try claim things for yours.
> but Superman is Jewish that's ours. Keep your Christian themes outta here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:16:01 No.98512663 Report

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>>98512426
Anyone who bitches about this is a dumbass. It's not as if I haven't seen this exact commentary posted even here on /co/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:16:01 No.98512665 Report

Quoted By: >>98512712 >>98520822

>“A little Jewish boy from Cleveland, and my connection to Superman is very, very deep, genetically."
This guy only knows how to fucking self-insert. Jesus FREAKING chRIST, WHAT A FRIGGIN HACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:16:19 No.98512671 Report

Quoted By: >>98512819 >>98520777 >>98522036

>>98512426
Superman jewish?

I thought he was Christian or whatever bullshit Kryptonian religion that they came up with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:16:37 No.98512679 Report

Quoted By: >>98512712 >>98518185 >>98520371

>>98512627
Why is this a big deal? Old Testament Jewish God was way more interesting than his OP Mary Sue son Jesus. How can you hate a god based enough to get in a wrestling match with Jacob?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:17:31 No.98512694 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:17:55 No.98512699 Report

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>>98512445
The only real similarities there are him being sent from a certain death and being found and fully adopted by another family, which is a pretty generic story imo.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:18:24 No.98512712 Report

Quoted By: >>98512733

>>98512665
>>98512679
>t.Bendis
Get outta here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:19:02 No.98512718 Report

Quoted By: >>98516362

Supes must be a super lax Jew, I mean he got married in a Christian church and has celebrated Christmas on multiple occasions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:19:50 No.98512732 Report

Quoted By: >>98512767

This is not true, Right? OP made this up, Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:19:51 No.98512733 Report

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>>98512712
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:20:05 No.98512737 Report

Quoted By: >>98512782

>Orcs are catholic because Tolkein was Catholic.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:21:06 No.98512750 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:22:07 No.98512767 Report

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>>98512732
Hahahahahaha, oh how we wish it were made up Anon. We wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:22:58 No.98512782 Report

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>>98512737

And don't forget, only jews changed their names as immigrants, not germans, not poles, not italians, only jews. It's retarded, it's ignorant, but it's almost as popular as the "watchmen made comics darkand gritty" meme, something casuals can repeat after listening to some jackass like bendis or Johns.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:23:33 No.98512790 Report

Quoted By: >>98512997

>>98512445
>Superman is Jewish
But that's fucking wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:24:19 No.98512806 Report

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>>98512460
>mensch, a term in Jewish society used to refer to a person who represents the community’s ideals of integrity and honor
And a term used in German society to mean "human". Because that's what the word actually means.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:24:41 No.98512812 Report

Quoted By: >>98512838

> Black Panther is Jewish

WE

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:25:14 No.98512819 Report

Quoted By: >>98512831 >>98512838 >>98512849 >>98518499

>>98512671
Catholic I believe. I can't remember for sure what he is but he ain't jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:25:59 No.98512831 Report

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>>98512819
Midwestern Protestant

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:26:21 No.98512836 Report

Quoted By: >>98513154

>TFW I LITERALLY CALLED THIS LIKE A WEEK AGO
https://boards.fireden.net/co/thread/98426797/#98434191
Get ready for Neo-Nazi attacks and "Superman is oppressed because Jewish"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:26:26 No.98512838 Report

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>>98512819
Hes a protestant
>>98512812
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:26:27 No.98512839 Report

Quoted By: >>98512849 >>98512894 >>98512965

He's not Jewish just because he was created by Jews, he has Jewish roots because HIS JEWISH CREATORS USED ASPECTS OF JEWISH FAITH TO CREATE HIM.
You anons are so fucking stupid and, I imagine, illiterate considering it is all explained in the greentext.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:27:21 No.98512845 Report

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>>98512460
>the early days, Superman was violent, angry, and unafraid to stick up for the disenfranchised. He fought corrupt businessmen and saved women from their abusive husbands.
[ Marbling Intensifies ]

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:27:41 No.98512849 Report

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>>98512819
>I can't remember for sure what he is but he ain't jewish
Oh but that's all going to change now, my dear go-guy! With Bendis running the scene, we will surely see a glorious return to Superman's true Jewish roots!

>>98512839
Fuck off Benis. Go cuck yourself with another bull, why don't you?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:28:16 No.98512858 Report

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>>98512426
Raimi was really ahead of his time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:30:04 No.98512885 Report

Quoted By: >>98513147 >>98513174

>Kitty Pryde is gentile because so is Claremont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:30:35 No.98512894 Report

Quoted By: >>98512946

>>98512839
And for seven decades after that his mostly gentile writers wrote him with aspects based on Christianity.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:32:16 No.98512933 Report

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M-Maybe the editors will reel him in and not let him do whatever he wants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:33:09 No.98512946 Report

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>>98512894
You guys are exaggerating his Christianity. He's celebrated Christmas and stuff and maybe talked to priests but he's not some devout Christian.
IMO his Jewish aspects outweigh the Christian

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:34:22 No.98512965 Report

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>>98512839
I hope that's the approach he's taking and not having Clark turn down a sandwich because it's ham.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:35:00 No.98512979 Report

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>>98512946
I’d say at most Clark is a moderate.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:35:53 No.98512997 Report

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>>98512790
Rao demands your circumcision, anon.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:38:09 No.98513034 Report

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>>98512426

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:38:37 No.98513044 Report

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>>98512997
That raises the question if whether Clark has a foreskin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:39:09 No.98513051 Report

Quoted By: >>98513069 >>98513217 >>98513218 >>98520202

Not American, so I wouldn't know, but are there any jews working as farmers in rural Kansas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:39:43 No.98513060 Report

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>It's a Clark tells the gentiles they will be his slaves episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ji_Y7YEbKY

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:40:26 No.98513069 Report

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>>98513051
There's Jews doing all sorts of things anon

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:40:33 No.98513073 Report

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>>98512426
this actually sounds like it could be kind of interesting

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:41:15 No.98513083 Report

Quoted By: >>98513223

I'm actually okay with this.

And I hate (((them))) with all my goyim heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:42:36 No.98513110 Report

Quoted By: >>98513144 >>98513180 >>98513246

>see this thread
>think the article is saying that Bendis has sworn to rewrite the Kents as Hasidic Jews
>It's literally just pointing out that a Jewish writer from the same town as Superman's creators might refocus on the more Jewish aspects that went into Superman's creation.

I love that /co/ is getting ready to goosestep on Bendis' run over shit that anyone whose taken an educated analysis of Superman has pointed out.

Megg, Mogg, and Owl gets some of the best character study threads I've seen in ages on here, but people are flipping out over something that's been said dozens of times before simply because Bendis is going to be writing it.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:43:18 No.98513116 Report

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>>98512426
>bendis

non -canon fanfiction dog shit. right in the fucking garbage.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:45:01 No.98513144 Report

Quoted By: >>98513239

>>98512946
>>98513110
>IMO his Jewish aspects outweigh the Christian
No. Just because his IRL creator's were Jewish doesn't man him Jewish himself, Benis. Get that through your inbred skull.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:45:15 No.98513147 Report

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>>98512885
I thought she was jewish because the girl Byrne named her after and wanted to fuck was jewish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:45:40 No.98513154 Report

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>>98512836
Superman fights the Klan in another thing DC is doing. (theres a bit of crossover with Noe-Nazis, kinda)

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:45:51 No.98513159 Report

Quoted By: >>98513176 >>98513239

>>98512979
A moderate ? How the fuck does that apply to being either jew or christian? They are not ends of the same spectrum
>>98512946
You are a fucking idiot. His adopted parents raised him christian and his birth parents worship a different god entirely. The character is not jewish. At all. That is like saying Professor X is black because he was inspired by MLK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:46:06 No.98513166 Report

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>>98512426
This is why I hate Bendis. He acts like he found some amazing angle to characters that wasn't there before because it either is completely out of character or a stupid idea.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:46:13 No.98513171 Report

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>>98512504
>it shouldn’t be surprising that perhaps only a Jew like Bendis
Kek

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:46:33 No.98513174 Report

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>>98512426
>>98512885
Crossover comic with Superman x Kitty Pryde when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:46:40 No.98513176 Report

Quoted By: >>98513285

>>98513159
Professor X is black though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:47:02 No.98513180 Report

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>>98513110
whaaat? are people worried because its bendis? no waaaayyy.

he will totally pull it off now. this educated analysis sure proved he is the right man for the job. what the fuck, i love bendis now

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:48:01 No.98513200 Report

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>>98513171
Oh, those words describe perfectly though. Fuck Bendis man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:49:09 No.98513217 Report

Quoted By: >>98513408

>>98513051
I don't think they're saying the character Superman is Jewish, more that the story of Superman is heavily influenced by Jewish folklore.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:49:11 No.98513218 Report

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>>98513051
I very much doubt it. There are not many jews in the south/southwest and even less are farmers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:49:31 No.98513223 Report

Quoted By: >>98516370 >>98518613

>>98513083
>be isis
>pretend to be cock of the walk
>take all arab lands easily because they're all drug addled, inbred pussies
>isreals adult population from the local humus salesmen to local town drunk all have military experience
>one of the best funded and trained armies in the world
Say what you will about those kike faggots but in their neck of the woods it would take a concerted effort to take them on and in almost every scenario it would surely be mutually assured destruction to fuck with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:49:33 No.98513225 Report

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>>98512426
Based. Anyone who likes Batman more is racist and problematic, suck it Batfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:50:31 No.98513239 Report

Quoted By: >>98513271 >>98513292 >>98513293 >>98513323 >>98513324 >>98514674

>>98513144
You don't know shit about Superman if you think the only thing Jewish about him were his creators

>>98513159
He means moderate in that Superman has never actually been EXPLICITLY Christian. Unless he was in the '50s or something, in which case I'd say there are a great many things from back then that have been dropped.
Bendis isn't even saying he's going to MAKE SUPERMAN JEWISH. He's just saying he's bringing back those aspects that were BUILT INTO HIM by his creators.
I don't even know how you're a Superman fan if you're posting on message boards about how much you just hate those damn Jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:50:52 No.98513246 Report

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>>98513110
>people are flipping out over something that's been said dozens of times before simply because Bendis is going to be writing it
You act like Bendis writing it is not a valid reason to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:51:08 No.98513251 Report

Quoted By: >>98516794

>>98512445
>>98512460
Technically this is all correct. Superman was created by two Jews with heavy Judaic influence.

That said, if Bendis tries to make Superman actually a practicing Jew he will undoubtedly be stopped by editorial. He won't have free reign here like he did with the X-Men during that period where Marvel was actively trying to tank them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:52:15 No.98513271 Report

Quoted By: >>98513277

>>98513239
>He's just saying he's bringing back those aspects that were BUILT INTO HIM by his creators.
And if it were any other writer I would be kind of hype.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:52:41 No.98513277 Report

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>>98513271
Alright, I can understand that

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:53:11 No.98513285 Report

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>>98513176
Next you will be telling me his chair is orange

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:53:35 No.98513292 Report

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>>98513239
>You don't know shit about Superman if you think the only thing Jewish about him were his creators
I probably know FAR more about the character than you do, Bendis. So please, do not try to lecture me on a subject you clearly know jack shit about.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:53:40 No.98513293 Report

Quoted By: >>98513362

>>98513239
>Bendis isn't even saying he's going to MAKE SUPERMAN JEWISH
>He's just saying he's bringing back those aspects
>aspects that were BUILT INTO HIM by his creators
>Superman has never actually been EXPLICITLY Christian. Unless he was in the '50s or something, in which case I'd say there are a great many things from back then that have been dropped.
HMMMMMMMMMM......

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:56:16 No.98513315 Report

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>>98513200
who is dude on the right supposed to be exactly? that's the shittiest outfit ever

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:56:26 No.98513317 Report

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>>98513044
The real question is if he even has a foreskin in the first place or what his genitals look like at all
Which nobody ever is going to answer

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:56:52 No.98513323 Report

Quoted By: >>98513362

>>98513239
>uh no supe dupe fan is u dun't want alternate versions!!!!
You're a Zack Snyder fan aren't you?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:56:54 No.98513324 Report

Quoted By: >>98513362

>>98513239
>I don't even know how you're a Superman fan if you're posting on message boards about how much you just hate those damn Jews
All I said was Superman is not jewish. When did I say I hate jews?
You are one of those (((guys))) that call people antisemites even they say anything remotely critical of israel, arent you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:57:30 No.98513333 Report

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>>98512782
My family were polish jews whose name was changed for them at Ellis Island.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Feb 2018 23:59:30 No.98513362 Report

Quoted By: >>98513416 >>98513418 >>98517782

>>98513315
I think that's Chris

>>98513293
The Jewish aspects are things that haven't been dropped, idiot. They're things that are fundamental to his character such as being sent away from his dying parents a la Moses.

>>98513323
You think bringing Superman back to Jewish roots is going to make a him a completely different version? lol

>>98513324
I wasn't talking about you specifically and I'm not Jewish anyways.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:00:26 No.98513381 Report

Quoted By: >>98517782

>>98513315
Lor-Zod from what I remember. The original one.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:01:06 No.98513394 Report

Quoted By: >>98513406

This approach sounds interesting, but I don’t feel confident with Bendis at the helm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:01:26 No.98513398 Report

Quoted By: >>98513445

Isn’t Batman an ethnic Jew on his mom’s side? Why not makes Supes one as well, the butthurt would be hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:01:58 No.98513406 Report

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>>98513394
As long as DC tells him not to do stupid shit we’ll be fine

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:02:02 No.98513408 Report

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>>98513217
But you have to remember, it's Bendis we're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:02:45 No.98513416 Report

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>>98513362
>The Jewish aspects are things that haven't been dropped
>he's bringing back those aspects
>bringing back something that haven't been dropped
You really are making me think here. English isn't your first language, is it?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:02:53 No.98513418 Report

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>>98513362
>You think bringing Superman back to Jewish roots is going to make a him a completely different version?
You think it won't? You are certainly naive in the extreme, friend. But that should be expected, given you're a Bendisfag.

>lol
Back to Reddick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:03:36 No.98513427 Report

Quoted By: >>98513533

>>98513285
but it is orange?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:04:41 No.98513445 Report

Quoted By: >>98513484 >>98517761

>>98513398
The Kanes were established in the fifties and there are a great many things from back then that have been dropped. Batman's original creators established him as a Catholic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:07:34 No.98513484 Report

Quoted By: >>98515342

>>98513445
Jewish in his mother’s side but raised Catholic. Though it depends on the writer on whether he’s practicing or lapsed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:10:54 No.98513533 Report

Quoted By:

>>98513427
is it?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:15:47 No.98513594 Report

Quoted By: >>98513777 >>98521152

>>98512426
So the Übermensch is a Jew? We may have a problem here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:20:43 No.98513666 Report

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>>98512426
>Up, Up, and Oy Vey

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:20:44 No.98513667 Report

Quoted By: >>98513704 >>98513737 >>98514461

>/co/ pretends to care about Superman thread #1,000,003

Can you fags actually discuss shit that isn't bullshit for once?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:23:35 No.98513704 Report

Quoted By:

>>98513667
Sorry almost-Bendis, but we aren't stopping this clusterfuck until you decide to pull the fucking breaks on your stupidity. And we both know that isn't happening anytime soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:26:08 No.98513737 Report

Quoted By:

>>98513667
You’d prefer another thread where /co/ whines about SJW Marvel/Zack Snyder/Geoff Johns/Batman/WW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:28:20 No.98513777 Report

Quoted By: >>98514123 >>98520892

>>98513594
The idea that Wonder Woman would ever be a fucking Nazi is laughable to me. Even Red Son Wondy makes more sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 00:54:13 No.98514123 Report

Quoted By: >>98521452

>>98513777
Explain why without projecting your personal politics on to the character

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:00:09 No.98514205 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512426

Could Bendis create a DC Kitty Pryde for Superman-Bendis to fuck after destroying his marriege with Lois?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:04:08 No.98514293 Report

Quoted By: >>98514814

>>98512426
>>98512445
>>98512460
>>98512472
>>98512504
I'm not reading all of this, I just want to know if supes is going to start doing Jewish stuff like raping underage boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:08:08 No.98514394 Report

Quoted By:

I've been hyping up in my head that his name is Ben Michael Bendis but it's Brian Michael Bendis, which isn't as fun to say 3 times fast.

BENMICHAELBENDISBENMICHAELBENDISBENMICHAELBENDIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:10:57 No.98514461 Report

Quoted By:

>>98513667
I actually don't give a fuck, as long as the Aquaman comics stay good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:16:36 No.98514599 Report

Quoted By:

I guess Superman is a Raoist if anything (and probably not that but hes been shown to be obsessed with krypton and says Great Rao every so often)
Krypton (usually) is shown to be monotheistic so I guess they could just be space jews.
Clark is protestant though.
I guess the entire thing of "jewish" Superman having to pretend to be "protestant" kent makes sense in the 1930s...seems like a problem two nerdy jewish kids would have to deal with (though really nebbish kent seems more sterotypical jewish than Whitebread Superman)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:17:30 No.98514620 Report

Quoted By:

STOP PROVING /POL/ RIGHT BENDIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:19:42 No.98514674 Report

Quoted By: >>98514698 >>98515192

>>98512946
>He's celebrated Christmas and stuff and maybe talked to priests but he's not some devout Christian.
Anon I was raised a christian and I can't say I've ever looked to a priest for advice. That's something a relatively religious person would do.

>>98513239
was making spider-man black true to his roots, Brian?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:20:46 No.98514698 Report

Quoted By: >>98515748

>>98514674
Miles happened after a decade of Ultimate Peter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:25:42 No.98514814 Report

Quoted By:

>>98514293
I, too, watched Call Me by Your Name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:27:35 No.98514856 Report

Quoted By: >>98514904 >>98514964 >>98515081 >>98515678 >>98521127

So for like five years of snyder threads I kept getting told "Stop imagining things! Superman isn 't Jesus! He's Moses! He's Samson! He's Jewish!"
And now that Bendis is on Superman (which is a fucking tragedy by the way), it's "Superman isn't (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Jewish)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) he's Jesus!"
There's no fucking winning on /co/ is there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:29:40 No.98514904 Report

Quoted By:

>>98514856
nope

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:32:16 No.98514964 Report

Quoted By:

>>98514856
Supes has always been a Jesus analogue though? I dont know why oyure whining now, friendo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:37:05 No.98515081 Report

Quoted By: >>98515209

>>98514856
>Snyder threads
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:40:54 No.98515192 Report

Quoted By: >>98515748

>>98514674
Miles wasn't Peter and honestly yeah, Spider-Man makes a lot of sense as a black kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:41:48 No.98515209 Report

Quoted By:

>>98515081
Because we let /tv/ take over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:47:16 No.98515342 Report

Quoted By: >>98515449

>>98513484
>Jewish on mothers side

So, he is Jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:48:23 No.98515379 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512426
He's an alien.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:48:54 No.98515398 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512782
My family name is Polish and it was changed at Ellis Island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:51:15 No.98515449 Report

Quoted By:

>>98515342
Yep. His uncle is kind of a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:55:30 No.98515564 Report

Quoted By:

Superman's origin is most similar to Moses. Parents give up their child or lose him to death. Raised by a foreign culture and when he's older learns of his people and culture. That's all just like Moses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 01:59:21 No.98515678 Report

Quoted By:

>>98514856
>he listens to people who only watch the movies opinions
There's your first mistake friendo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:02:17 No.98515748 Report

Quoted By:

>>98514698
>>98515192
cute brian. But I don't think Stan wanted Peter to be black. Who knows what Mr. Ditko would say, maybe he wouldn't mind. even if it was ten years after the chode decided he didn't want to write the character stan created so he bastardized him and happened to have a pretty good run.

>>98512782
watchmen didn't you cerealking hating sperg. the effect it had did. but lets not do this for the fifth or sixth time this year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:03:14 No.98515769 Report

Quoted By:

Time to drop Supereman, I gues.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:07:22 No.98515864 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512426
pls not like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:09:44 No.98515916 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512445
Shuster is from Toronto, we even have a street named after him.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:10:48 No.98515946 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512504
>Saving people from a burning home or falling off a building is socialistic according to bendis

How turbo Jewish can this guy get? This is insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:16:00 No.98516068 Report

Quoted By: >>98516562

>>98512426
>>98512445
>>98512460
>>98512472
>>98512504
Is this somehow news to anybody or news related to Supes?

Morrison already brought back his Jewish roots in All Star, and FFS Kal EL who hadn't noticed that in this day and age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:17:58 No.98516105 Report

Quoted By: >>98516133

OP Here: I've heard that CBR took jokes made by Bendis as serious quotes, so take this article woth a grain of salt (as if you didnt already).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:19:17 No.98516133 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516105
t.bendis-defense-force

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:22:38 No.98516201 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512504
>An entertainment industry dominated by Christian white men
I'll take words that have never been uttered before for 600 Alex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:24:26 No.98516226 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512426
I'm really considering abandoning comics and stop comng to /co/, every time I come here I just get angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:30:32 No.98516362 Report

Quoted By: >>98516678 >>98523302

>>98512445
>>98512460
>>98512472
>>98512504
As a Jew, this is actually the first time i've been hopeful for Bendis on Superman. Both because seeing Superman's Jewish roots explored more are something i'd like to see in the character, and it actually sounds like Bendis has an angle he wants to explore other than "write Superman".

>>98512718
A lot of Jews are. Sure you have orthodox spaceman looking motherfuckers walking around New York City in full black trenchcoats and sideburns down to their nuts, but there are plenty people who ignore the tribalism and bullshit and just focus on the core ideas of helping people and making the world a better place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:30:42 No.98516370 Report

Quoted By: >>98517122

>>98513223

>shelling defenseless brown children counts as military experience

i mean i guess technically

[Moon] !AnRPlmg3RI

[Moon] !AnRPlmg3RI Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:37:22 No.98516541 Report

Quoted By: >>98516909

Who cares? He's still Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:38:05 No.98516562 Report

Quoted By: >>98518279

>>98516068
El, as I pointed out in a few previous threads to very little fan fare isn't inherently jewish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:42:21 No.98516655 Report

Quoted By: >>98516704

Superman is also from Kansas. He should also be a hick with a southern accent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:43:19 No.98516678 Report

Quoted By: >>98516847

>>98516362
Interesting Bendis is better then boring Bendis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:44:35 No.98516704 Report

Quoted By: >>98516778

>>98516655
Kansas isn't Southern, you mean a country accent. And even then, most people who go into mainstream media train it out of themselves.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:44:44 No.98516709 Report

Quoted By: >>98516813 >>98517100

>>98512504
>Christian wholesomeness and goodness, instead of the social liberalism that can bring about real change
>jews=socialism, which exists in contrast to goodness
When /pol/ says it, it's racism. When (((they))) say it, no one bats an eye. Fuck DC. I'm out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:47:57 No.98516778 Report

Quoted By: >>98516841 >>98516904

>>98516704
I wouldn't know, I'm not American. Kansas, farm, hicks, rednecks all come in the same basket for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:48:53 No.98516794 Report

Quoted By:

>>98513251
Oh you optimistic fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:49:30 No.98516813 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516709
Fake post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:50:28 No.98516839 Report

Quoted By: >>98517149

>>98512426
So I googled the Forbes interview that this article seems to be sourcing, and it seems that this is literally just clickbait and assumptions. To quote,
>I asked Bendis how much his Jewish background factors into his particular approach and vision for Superman. Specifically, Superman was original conceived as representing a great deal of Jewish social ideals and opinion, not to mention quite obvious storytelling influence from the story of Moses and the use of the name “El” (and the associated implications of the Hebrew l?med to “L”). Later, however, stories focused on Christian symbolism and treated Superman as comparable to Jesus. I always favored the original approach, and wondered if Bendis would return the character to those traditional roots once more.

>Bendis replied, "I can honestly tell you the choices we've made and bring to Superman are deeply connected to his origins. I don't want to say too much right now, but it's a reflection of where he came from and the world we live in now."
This is the only part in the interview that goes over Superman's Jewish roots and the only thing you can really take from it is that they will be acknowledged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:50:31 No.98516841 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516778
>I wouldn't know,

Then your hot take is less than worthless

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:50:52 No.98516847 Report

Quoted By: >>98516970

>>98516678
Absolutely. I know this gets memed here, but his Daredevil (from more than a decade ago yes) IS good. I think Bendis has been resting on his laurels for quite a while at Marvel. He genuinely sounds like he's going to try, has an idea of what he's going to try, and has a reason to at this point. We'll see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:52:54 No.98516904 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516778
You'll be surprised to know that there is a difference between hicks, hill billies, and red necks. Although the difference is mainly geographic.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:53:08 No.98516909 Report

Quoted By: >>98516957

>>98516541
Moon, you and I both know that the atrocity that Bendis will make of the character will be about as much"Superman" as say fucking Intellectron wearing a Superman fleshsuit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:54:02 No.98516926 Report

Quoted By: >>98516980

As a Marvelfag, this makes me happy. Now I don't have to listen to DCucks tell me how much better their books are, they'll understand the pain we've been through over the past decade.

[Moon] !AnRPlmg3RI

[Moon] !AnRPlmg3RI Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:55:29 No.98516957 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516909
I'm willing to put past grievances against Bendis aside until I see what happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:55:51 No.98516970 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516847
His decision to want to write Superman came from visiting Cleveland and visiting the local library with a Superman display.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 02:56:11 No.98516980 Report

Quoted By: >>98520410

>>98516926
Bendis under a good editor is a decent writer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:01:58 No.98517100 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516709
Bendis never made those comparisons, it takes two seconds to look this up. Only the interviewer and the CBR article mentioned this. More info is needed to usefully claim this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:03:18 No.98517122 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516370

No but required boot camp means you have a readily available force that can be lead by soldiers who have working knowledge instead 20 abduls and mohammeds crab walking from house to house missing with most shots and screaming like dumbfucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:04:09 No.98517146 Report

Quoted By:

I am officially done with the big two.

Cheque please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:04:20 No.98517149 Report

Quoted By: >>98517303 >>98517314

>>98516839
but again, El isn't jewish. That guy's a fucking idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:06:51 No.98517196 Report

Quoted By:

I genuinely hate Bendis and hope he gets hit by a bus and loses the last three fingers on his dominant hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:08:33 No.98517240 Report

Quoted By: >>98517471

>>98512946
under zero circumstances would he celebrate Christmas if he actually is Jewish. You are just retarded. I'm not even a fan of supes per say and neither desires him to be Christian or Catholic or what have you, but it's pretty basic knowledge that Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:10:49 No.98517289 Report

Quoted By: >>98517309

I half expect the "shake up" to be having the El's survive and then doing a "chain migration" storyline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:11:28 No.98517303 Report

Quoted By: >>98517417 >>98521634

>>98517149
It's a Semitic phrase for a Canaanite god. It came to mean god in general, and denoted holy things, but it seemingly does not have roots in the Abrahamic faith, just Semitic ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:11:53 No.98517309 Report

Quoted By: >>98517443

>>98517289
How's that gonna work with Jor-El still all fucked up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:11:58 No.98517314 Report

Quoted By:

>>98517149
Nah, I have seen other people like Morrison bring it up actually. Not sure if it's intentional or just coincidence though.

Obviously the whole origin is a Moses reference in any case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:16:36 No.98517417 Report

Quoted By:

>>98517303
>semitic
>aka also arabic
just tell me, "yeah you're right anon."

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:17:45 No.98517433 Report

Quoted By:

>couple of post defending Bendis now

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:18:13 No.98517443 Report

Quoted By:

>>98517309
Why would Bendis care? The message is an important and current one so it'll be great for his new book.

he's a storyteller not a canon stroker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:18:49 No.98517457 Report

Quoted By:

>He's already playing identity politics with the characters based on the ethnic/religious background of their creators.

When I heard he was coming to DC, all I said was please, anything but Superman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:19:36 No.98517471 Report

Quoted By:

>>98517240
Not supporting any of this, but have you ever met a reform Jew? There's plenty of whitewashed jews who identify as jewish but are more or less Christian/American by culture. Hell, most of the European Jews in the United States have pretty much abandoned their faith.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:37:03 No.98517761 Report

Quoted By: >>98517847

>>98513445
The Kanes being Jewish hasn't been dropped though. It's brought up a lot in Batwoman for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:38:01 No.98517782 Report

Quoted By: >>98517863

>>98513381
why does he have a batman costume?>>98513362

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:40:40 No.98517825 Report

Quoted By: >>98517966 >>98518250 >>98518354 >>98520715

>>98512426
Christianity and Judaism and Islam are the opiates of the masses. Poison for the mind of the common man. Religion snd it's influences should be slowly removed instead of adding preexisting fairy tales to something that already doesn't exist. Let comics be pure, non-religious examples of humanity, good or bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:41:17 No.98517835 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512750
Fuck me I haven't seen that in years. Someone gave me one of those growing up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:42:06 No.98517847 Report

Quoted By:

>>98517761
But it originated in the fifties and most of that stuff was dropped so it doesnt count

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:42:36 No.98517863 Report

Quoted By:

>>98517782
Nightwing's name came from a myth Superman told Dick about Krypton. Technically Superman went by Nightwing before Dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:43:09 No.98517875 Report

Quoted By:

I got into comics recently so I don't know much about authors, but I have a question.

Why do they hire this guy? Every comic book reader I have talked to hates him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:44:32 No.98517891 Report

Quoted By: >>98517966 >>98518231 >>98518264 >>98518575

Does anyone hate both SJW's AND the religious? Frankly both of them are insufferable and ruin everything they touch like rust on metal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:46:53 No.98517934 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512504
/pol/ was right holy shit

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:48:32 No.98517966 Report

Quoted By: >>98518041

>>98517825
>>98517891
>Let comics be pure, non-religious examples of humanity, good or bad.
Yes, certainly nothing could go wrong with making comics into wholely secular works not bound with morals or structur-OH WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:49:04 No.98517974 Report

Quoted By:

At least this means that killing off Jon would be anti Semitic so we don't have to worry about that anymore.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:49:52 No.98517988 Report

Quoted By: >>98518302 >>98518527

>>98512426
I'm just skimming over all this, but I'm going out on a limb here and guessing it says that Superman is Jewish because Jewish people don't have a wide variety of interests like normal people. All Jews know or care about is Jewish stuff and that's not offensive because the editor isn't a Republican. Am I right or am I right?

By the way, according to Wikipedia, Superman's real name was originally "Kal-L". It has nothing to do with Hebrew. It took me seconds to learn that. I'm just some random guy and I'm better at journalism than someone who writes articles for a living.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:53:05 No.98518041 Report

Quoted By: >>98518150 >>98518401

>>98517966
To assume without religion that everyone devolves into anarchy and murder is an ignorant point of view at best and incredibly dangerous at worst. Please rethink your point of view regarding secular/atheists as frankly the picture you paint is about as a child attempting cartography.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:59:25 No.98518142 Report

Quoted By:

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 03:59:53 No.98518150 Report

Quoted By: >>98518230

>>98518041
>To assume without religion that everyone devolves into anarchy and murder is an ignorant point of view at best and incredibly dangerous at worst.
That's exactly what happens though. Unless you're willing to argue that all of the crazy shit going down in America and the rest of the West right now, with "pride parades", "dildo-showers", "transexuality" and other shit, is all "religiously motivated", friendo. Until you can prove that they are, I'm just gonna assume that you're hilariously sheltered, and you get all your information on atheism/secularism and its effects on civilization from Reddick and the like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:02:41 No.98518185 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512679
His no-kill policy is very New Testament.
Anyway, what is the point of this article? Why talk about Superman's Jewish roots? Because he was created by Jews? So were almost all major superheroes. If someone Jewish takes over Spider-man are they going to go on about reconnecting him to the Jewish legacy of Stan Lee? Or if they take over Batman will they try to connect with the Jewish legacy of Bob Kane and Bill Finger?
It's a very weird article. It starts out talking about the Jewish religious elements of the Superman mythos - Moses in the basket vs Kal-El in the rocket, the El suffix in Kryptonian names. But these are not uniquely Jewish things, every Christian knows the story of Moses and most know Elohim is a title for God. So these would be elements that would resonate at a mythical level with most Americans, whether Christian or Jewish in background. But for some reason the article singles them out as Jewish, and yet at the same time it then goes on to talk as though the religious element is not really the important element, but what makes it Jewish is the social justice elements, the socialism, the anti-capitalism. It distinguishes between 'Christian' wholesomeness and goodness and Jewish 'social liberalism'. Of course wholesomeness and goodness is hard-wired into Superman's DNA and his boy scout image and moral uprightness is fundamental to who he is. But it's not presented as Christian per se. Unless the article is saying being a decent person is solely the purview of Christians, and infecting society with social liberalism is uniquely Jewish. The article seems to gel quite nicely with the anti-Semitic worldview.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:04:07 No.98518205 Report

Quoted By:

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT BENIS IS ... HE WROTE FOR MARVEL FOR 10+ YEARS WHERE LITERALLY EVERY CHARACTER IS MADE BY JEWISH STAN LEE BUT HE NEVER TRIED TO DO THIS... HE'S ONLY DOING THIS SHIT AS A PUBLICITY STUNT

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:05:43 No.98518230 Report

Quoted By: >>98518306 >>98518321 >>98518364

>>98518150
Your sensitivities to the activities of those in society that have no effect on you whatsoever is really quite silly. I don't care for religion and I don't care for social justice warrioring. I am under the impression that every single human being has the right to do as they please under a court of law, not God. If you break the law, you should be punished. If you kill someone you should be punished. If you steal you should be punished. If you're gay and you are in Ina gay relationship? That hurts no one, you included. The same goes for transsexuals, pot smokers, gays, lesbians, they're just living their life. The ignorance and hubris to the religious types to think they have the right to demand the rest of society bend the knee to their 2,000 year old book is massively ignorant. Until the religious types can live without assuming the rest of society has an interest in their silly beliefs nothing will change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:05:47 No.98518231 Report

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>>98517891
I do but I do hate some religions more than others. Catholics and Protestants for example don't keep running people over and if they did the media's first reaction wouldnt be to make sure we know not all christians do this.
But they are still shit even if its more mild shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:07:10 No.98518250 Report

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>>98517825
You're blue pilled as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:08:08 No.98518264 Report

Quoted By: >>98518354

>>98517891
>SJWs and the religious
Ideologues is the word you're looking for.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:08:39 No.98518272 Report

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>>98512426
>>98512445
>>98512460
>>98512472
>>98512504
>Bendis ruined Iron Man
>now he's going to ruin the Man of Steel

God damn it straight to hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:08:58 No.98518279 Report

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>>98516562
It's Hebrew, dumbass.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:09:03 No.98518280 Report

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>>98512426
you're all missing the fucking point, even if you're okay with Superman being jewish how can you be okay knowing Bendis will be the one writing it? The man has the subtlety of a flamethrower in a dark alley and he will highlight these aspects in the clunkiest most hamfisted way he can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:10:22 No.98518302 Report

Quoted By: >>98518387

>>98517988
There's also the scene where he punched Hitler and called it a strictly "non-Aryan punch". Basically what's happening is they're taking a symbol of good, wholesome white man values that inspires people of all races, and slapping a menorah on him to take away another hero from the modern white cultural pantheon. How much money do you want to bet that Bruce's relationship with Selena is going to fail and it'll be revealed he's actually a homosexual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:10:43 No.98518306 Report

Quoted By: >>98518457

>>98518230
So you'd rather bend the knee to tranny cock?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:12:06 No.98518321 Report

Quoted By: >>98518457

>>98518230
>"HURRDURRWESHOULDJUSTACCEPTALLTHESEMENTALLYILLPEOPLEANDLETTHEMDOASTHEYPLEASEISNTTHATGREA-
No, let me stop you right there, Faggoto. I don't give a single flying fuck what you believe or what you're political bullshit views are like. But if you honestly believe that shit like pic related should be allowed to be looted and force-fed into the minds of our children, our young *impressionable* children, who are in a very clearly mentally vulnerable stage at that point in their lives? Then I have a fucking hippo to sell you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:15:09 No.98518354 Report

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>>98518264
They are also both experts at virtue signaling
>>98517825
Could you be anymore rebbit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:15:59 No.98518364 Report

Quoted By: >>98518457

>>98518230
My problem with these groups is that without a belief in a higher power, their lives descend into a cult of hedonism. Religion plays a very important role in society and if you can't see it, you've got some problems. Man needs god. And I say that as a pot smoking, kinda agnostic fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:17:35 No.98518384 Report

Quoted By: >>98518489

This is so fucking dumb.
Honestly Marvel universe is very jewish, but DC has always been WASP as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:17:54 No.98518387 Report

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>>98518302
Like deadbeat dad Solo and coward Skywalker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:18:54 No.98518400 Report

Quoted By: >>98518421

>>98512426
>>98512445
>>98512460
>>98512472
>>98512504
Are you ready for Bendis to replace Superman with a strong independent black woman with a win button Venom Touch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:19:05 No.98518401 Report

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>>98518041
>To assume without religion that everyone devolves into anarchy and murder is an ignorant point of view at best and incredibly dangerous at worst. Please rethink your point of view regarding secular/atheists as frankly the picture you paint is about as a child attempting cartography.
That's not the point. Most people want to behave more or less morally regardless of if they are religious. The advantage of religion is giving those few who are truly bad people an incentive to behave themselves, out of fear of hell and hope for heaven. If you are truly bad and you can get away with a crime that will benefit you, and you have no moral qualms over it, the only thing keeping you in check is the belief that some divine arbiter is watching when no one else is and keeping score.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:20:15 No.98518421 Report

Quoted By: >>98522945

>>98518400
I seriously wonder what will happen to Miles and company.
But even more so, I'm really curious what will happen to Sara Pichelli

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:21:21 No.98518434 Report

Quoted By: >>98520825

Just replace Batman here with Superman and you've got your Bendis Superman/Action Comics run!

1/2

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:22:27 No.98518453 Report

Quoted By: >>98520825

2/2

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:22:40 No.98518457 Report

Quoted By: >>98518468 >>98518520 >>98518611

>>98518306
I'd rather bend the knee to a society that can happily find find a place for all law abiding citizens that aren't harassing others, regardless of what's between their legs or what color their skin is. What is so foreign to you about genuine compassion for your fellow man?
>>98518321
I'm sorry that a cartoon is causing you so much stress. Maybe watch something you're more interested in and let those who are to their own devices. No one's forcing you to do anything, just as you're not forcing anyone to do anything either. You don't have to like it, I don't like that cartoon, so what do I do? I simply don't watch it or discuss it. You know what else I don't like? Teen Titans Go and Steven Universe, but I'm not going to go out of my way to watch those shows just to tell fans they're bad. That's what you're doing, but in real life. You're walking into someone's living room who isn't the same as yourself and demanding they stop liking what you don't like. That's childish. The only thing worse than someone who can't handle another human being that's different than themselves is one who has to use insults to prove a point not worth making in the first place. Have a great day.

>>98518364
I see what you mean, and I feel that that is a possibility, but teaching children at a young age the morals and responsibilities of a caring a just society to me far outweigh the negatives of someone smoking too much weed or having too much sex, as neither of those issues harm anyone as long as both are consensual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:23:30 No.98518468 Report

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>>98518457
>I'd rather bend the knee to a society that can happily find find a place for all law abiding citizens that aren't harassing others

Like Antifa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:24:02 No.98518471 Report

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Well this thread took a weird turn.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:24:12 No.98518474 Report

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>>98512426
>an alien that grew up on a farm in Kansas is Jewish
Alright then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:25:27 No.98518489 Report

Quoted By: >>98518504 >>98518529

>>98518384
>Honestly Marvel universe is very jewish, but DC has always been WASP as fuck.
What the fuck does that mean? If you mean the characters, most major Marvel and DC characters are not Jewish. There's a few minor Marvel ones like Kitty Pryde, Moon Knight, the Thing was retconned as Jewish, etc., but heavy hitters like Spider-man, Cap, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, etc. are all WASPS.

And on the other hand, if you are talking about the characters.. look up every major DC hero on Wikipedia. Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Aquaman.. Except fpr possibly Wonder Woman, they were all created by Jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:26:07 No.98518499 Report

Quoted By: >>98518521

>>98512819
Bendis writes everyone as a jew.

Spider-Man was a "nervous Jew", he called the Guardians "Jews in Space", he compared the X-Men to jews.

I think Daredevil is the only exception but that's because his Catholicism is so ingrained that Bendis had to acknowledge it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:26:44 No.98518504 Report

Quoted By: >>98518513

>>98518489
Spider-man is the most jewish WASP I've ever seen then.
May might be a WASP but Peter always came off as jewish to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:27:17 No.98518513 Report

Quoted By: >>98518554

>>98518504
In what sense?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:27:43 No.98518520 Report

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>>98518457
>having too much sex, as neither of those issues harm anyone as long as both are consensual.
What about the inevitable baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:27:49 No.98518521 Report

Quoted By: >>98518559 >>98518677

>>98518499
>I think Daredevil is the only exception but that's because his Catholicism is so ingrained that Bendis had to acknowledge it.
A mexican Daredevil alternate universe would be rad as fuck. All the elements are already there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:28:18 No.98518527 Report

Quoted By: >>98518559

>>98517988
El and L are apparently interchangeable, if the wikipedia page on El is anything to go by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:28:19 No.98518529 Report

Quoted By:

>>98518489
oops I meant
*And on the other hand, if you are talking about the creators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:29:07 No.98518542 Report

Quoted By: >>98518827

>>98512845
First run is going to sell good but then it will degrade quickly as the shit writing continues and Supermam will sell so bad Bendis will be shuffled into Plastic Man or something.

Bendis will then come back crawling to Marvel and the idiots will accept him.

He will then rape Thor, Cap, or a comic he hasn't touched and then have Kitty Pryde star in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:29:27 No.98518545 Report

Quoted By: >>98523963

Why do Jews have to make everything about being Jewish?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:30:20 No.98518554 Report

Quoted By: >>98518827 >>98520849

>>98518513
Dunno, the looks, the personality., the family situation, living in Queens, the early shitty attitude.
Tony is such a WASP, so is Steve, Banner, etc. But Peter always came off as very jewish to me.
Not even a jew by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:30:34 No.98518559 Report

Quoted By: >>98518600 >>98518615

>>98518527
El is earth one and L is earth two you absolute casual
>>98518521
Yeah race swapping is so based!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:30:42 No.98518563 Report

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>>98512426
So is Clark going to be an accountant that fucks up his enemies’ credit scores?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:31:27 No.98518575 Report

Quoted By: >>98521394

>>98517891
Yeah there's a whole Youtube community of obnoxious fedoras like you.. Amazing Atheist, MundaneMatt, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:33:18 No.98518600 Report

Quoted By: >>98518631

>>98518559
>Yeah race swapping is so based!
worked for Spider-man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:34:32 No.98518611 Report

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>>98518457
>Reddit/Tumblr-tier blog post trying to justify the utter hell the world is spiraling ever closer towards
Bleh, no thanks. I'll stick with my Super Shotas thank you very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:34:45 No.98518613 Report

Quoted By: >>98518647

>>98513223
Israel's military is only slightly less of a paper tiger than Saudi Arabia's. ISIS got beat back by Syria (with the help of the Russians) plus contributions from Hezbollah and Iran which is what makes the idea of Israel and Saudi Arabia wanting to pick fights with them hilarious. I don't quite think they'd get steamrolled but it'd be a bunch of soft niggas versus guys who are fiercely patriotic, fiercely hate their opponents and have spent years fighting and defeating ISIS so things would not go well for them at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:34:54 No.98518615 Report

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>>98518559
I'm talking about the actual word El not Superman you absolute casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:35:38 No.98518631 Report

Quoted By: >>98518649

>>98518600
Gas yourself, Bendis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:36:44 No.98518647 Report

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>>98518613
I dunno, with US support, which the govt is so willingly to give, they might be able to pull off another Six day War.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:37:01 No.98518649 Report

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>>98518631
Indian Spider-man you stupid fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:39:27 No.98518673 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512426
>>98512460
Just got his fucking foot in the door, and he is already on the move

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:39:49 No.98518677 Report

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>>98518521
His name is Matias Muñoz.

Also the nuns at his local Church go "Aaayy el chamuco" and his nun mother throws her chancla at him by instinct.

That said the lawyer aspect would certainly be interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:51:14 No.98518826 Report

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>>98512445
By these standards all of wakanda is jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 04:51:17 No.98518827 Report

Quoted By: >>98520319

>>98518542
>>98518554
IIRC Stan Lee said he avoided making characters religious since he felt it alienated people (and he was becoming more of an atheist at that point or at least was non practicing).

That said Cap isn't that much of a WASP, at least they retconned his origin for the second time. He grew up in the LES (the WASPs were at the UES) in the 30's with Irish immigrant parents, black kids and other immigrants. He also worked in the Federal Art Program which was full of leftists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:45:43 No.98519500 Report

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>>98512426
None of this matters. It doesn't matter if you think this idea is interesting or bad. What matters is that it's written by Bendis, so no matter what happens or what anybody thinks it will be utterly shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 05:47:28 No.98519515 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512426
How did they circumsize him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 06:51:32 No.98520202 Report

Quoted By:

>>98513051
No. Christian or bust.

t. From rural Kansas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:02:26 No.98520319 Report

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>>98518827
>He also worked in the Federal Art Program which was full of leftists.

That was something Steve Gerber retconned into his origin along with Steve being violently anti-war pacifist, to the point that he disowned his own parents for not being as obnoxiously SJW as Gerber had Steve be, along with Gerber giving Steve a never before mentioned brother who Steve despised for joining the military and who's death in Pearl Harbor caused Steve to try and enlist (and fail) after his commie artist friends found out he had a soldier brother and made him a pariah.

Gerber injecting his SJW bullshit into Captain America pissed off editorial that they basically let Roger Stern declare EVERYTHING Gerber wrote about Steve's origins as hallucinations he had from brain damage from having been frozen in ice. Then let Rogers de-commie Steve and give us the definitive origin, which did not include Gerber's commie bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:04:59 No.98520347 Report

Quoted By: >>98521672 >>98523007

>Superman made by a Jew
>Some reason neckbeards on a vietnamese pedo board think he belongs to them and not Jews

why? make your own damn superheroes if you dont want them to be Jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:07:04 No.98520367 Report

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So an alien from another planet is Jewish? Does this confirm the reptilian Illuminati is real and Bendis is actually naming (((them)))?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:07:27 No.98520371 Report

Quoted By:

>>98512679
>Jesus
>Mary sue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:11:03 No.98520410 Report

Quoted By:

>>98516980
>under a godlike editor
Ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:14:40 No.98520450 Report

Quoted By:

The funny thing is that DC already has an in-universe canonically Jewish major character. It's Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:39:09 No.98520715 Report

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>>98517825
>Maximum fedora tripping achieved

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:47:06 No.98520777 Report

Quoted By: >>98521163

>>98512671

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:52:58 No.98520822 Report

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>>98512665
>This guy only knows how to fucking self-insert.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:53:19 No.98520825 Report

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>>98518434
>>98518453
I hate how accurate this is going to be

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:56:03 No.98520849 Report

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>>98518554
>Tony is such a WASP
He's a fucking WOP though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 07:57:25 No.98520857 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:01:23 No.98520892 Report

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>>98513777
Read some comics. Nazi wonder woman isnt a greek amazon but a nordic valkyrie sent to Earth by Odin to help the German people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:22:17 No.98521076 Report

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>>98512426
god dammit what the shit are you doing Bendis don't fuck with established lore, more than half the fucking pantheon of heroes was created by jews that doesn't make them all jewish fucking hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:24:32 No.98521096 Report

Quoted By: >>98521105

Why is Superman and the connection to jews so highly contested? He was literally created by two jews.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:25:31 No.98521104 Report

Quoted By: >>98522837 >>98522958

>>98512472
>“A little Jewish boy from Cleveland, and my connection to Superman is very, very deep, genetically.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:25:35 No.98521105 Report

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>>98521096
so was everyone else, that doesn't make them all jews, as a jew this is fucking stupid.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:28:04 No.98521127 Report

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He left out Samson as well as Moses.

>>98514856
>So for like five years of snyder threads I kept getting told "Stop imagining things! Superman isn 't Jesus! He's Moses! He's Samson! He's Jewish!"
Why not all of the above? Heck. Jesus has a flight to sanctuary in Egypt. The Bible. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

Is it really any shock that a popular character in a Judeo-Christian culture like America has parallels to some major Judeo-Christian icons?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:29:24 No.98521145 Report

Quoted By: >>98521193

>>98512460
>Siegel and Shuster created Superman to be the ultimate mensch, a term in Jewish society used to refer to a person who represents the community’s ideals of integrity and honor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:29:51 No.98521152 Report

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>>98513594
>SS Lightning Bolts on Flash
>Dat wonky, off-center Super-Swastika
As a /pol/ock, this tickles me.
Go watch The Greatest Story Never Told, everyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:31:11 No.98521163 Report

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>>98520777

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:33:55 No.98521193 Report

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>>98521145
>Integrity
>Honor
>Jewish
One of these things, is not like the other, one of these things, just doesn't belong.
It's the Jews that don't belong, they never will

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 08:53:59 No.98521394 Report

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>>98518575
>Amazing Atheist
That's the guy who wants the age of consent to be lowered to 11, yes? Yeah no thanks if that is what you people are like I will stick to hanging out with my Buddhist friends.....at least they're never angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 09:01:00 No.98521452 Report

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>>98514123
Nazis were ideologically opposed to interracial coupling and Diana's mum has a black girlfriend. Also, the fact she's typically from an Island of all Girls who are nominally gayer than liberace's wardrobe. And that's not even getting into what an Amazon would think of the Holocaust or some of the more fucked up human experimentation they got up to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 09:19:34 No.98521634 Report

Quoted By:

>>98517303
El is also He in Spanish, does that mean Supes is a beaner now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 09:24:43 No.98521672 Report

Quoted By:

>>98520347
>Black Panther made by a Jew
>Some reason basketball Americans think he belongs to them and not Jews
I can do this too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 09:52:03 No.98521853 Report

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>>98512426
Is anybody going to point out how both this and the Forbes articles are just the writers making dumb assumptions with little input from Bendis?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 10:04:04 No.98521918 Report

Quoted By:

>Pic Related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 10:21:36 No.98522036 Report

Quoted By: >>98522862

>>98512671
He’s angelic really. Kryptonian names follow angel naming conventions. And Christianity is kinda Judaism 2.0 so it’s easy to proclaim the Jewish roots of anything or anyone Christian. Superman being Jewish is something where one could almost see it but at the same time other classic heroes have a ton more evidence snuck in by the early/original creators. Eg Hal Jordan was originally coded as Jewish. so was Batman which is why the continuity clusterfuck from him being written Christian by later writers was sorted through to make his mom Jewish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 12:34:10 No.98522780 Report

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>>98512445
>>Superman is a lot of things; superhero, crimefighter, savior, friend, cousin, husband and, most recently, a father. First and foremost, though, Superman is Jewish

Wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 12:42:48 No.98522837 Report

Quoted By: >>98522956 >>98522958

>>98521104
Does he know any single thing about Superman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 12:47:07 No.98522862 Report

Quoted By: >>98522962

>>98522036
>Eg Hal Jordan was originally coded as Jewish. so was Batman
How was Bats Jew-Coded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 12:59:36 No.98522945 Report

Quoted By:

>>98518421
Knowing Bendis, he would probably get his favorite writer to write miles books.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:02:34 No.98522956 Report

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>>98522837
He doesn't need to, his Jewish DNA imbues him with perfect understanding of Superman as a character. As if identity politics couldn't get any sillier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:02:58 No.98522958 Report

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>>98521104

You don't think Bendis is Jewish and you didn't think he was little, or that someone who isn't actually FROM Cleveland would want to be known as being from there?

>>98522837
I would suspect he read the book growing up, I'm sure he said the same thing about Peter when first put on that book:

>I was a nerdy, quiet kid that was picked on by all the chads, and couldn't get the girls....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:04:02 No.98522962 Report

Quoted By: >>98522966

>>98522862
he was rich

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:05:14 No.98522966 Report

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>>98522962
...And?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:11:12 No.98523007 Report

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>>98520347
He was never intended to be Jewish, just because he was created by Jews. He's a blue-eyed kid from Kansas.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:44:00 No.98523255 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:48:38 No.98523302 Report

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>>98516362
>A lot of Jews are. Sure you have orthodox spaceman looking motherfuckers walking around New York City in full black trenchcoats and sideburns down to their nuts, but there are plenty people who ignore the tribalism and bullshit and just focus on the core ideas of helping people and making the world a better place.
Oh yeah. They're a real light unto nations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:51:11 No.98523331 Report

Quoted By: >>98523353

>>98512426
I was looking forward to jumping back into superman with the red pants back, but then dc fucks it up and lets bendis on. So I think I'll pass now.
Get ready for clark kent the millenial loser who as superman lets lois cuck him with batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:54:29 No.98523353 Report

Quoted By: >>98523365

>>98523331
>I was looking forward to jumping back into superman with the red pants back
Jesus christ. Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 13:55:59 No.98523365 Report

Quoted By: >>98523455 >>98523463

>>98523353
one of the big criticism of the new 52 version. But sure, you first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 14:03:28 No.98523429 Report

Quoted By: >>98523448

>>98513044
he cant even shave without using his own heat vision to burn his beard off. I'm pretty sure they couldnt remove his foreskin as a baby even if they tried really hard.
>inb4 Bendis writes a story where he says he removed it himself when he grew older using a makeshift kryptonite knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 14:04:57 No.98523448 Report

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>>98523429
He'll go with Byrne's Man of Steel version of him getting powers as he develops, so he'll be a normal baby and they circumcised him then. He also had a bar mitzvah and due to wacky shenanigans somehow Bruce Wayne was invited as a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 14:05:30 No.98523455 Report

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>>98523365
Youre not a Superman fan if all you care about are his fucking red undies. Don't bother with the character at all if you're that superficial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 14:05:52 No.98523463 Report

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>>98523365
>not reading years of a character you like because he doesn't wear underwear on the outside

and you are calling SUPERMAN the cuck? lol

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 14:07:51 No.98523482 Report

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>>98512426

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 14:43:06 No.98523963 Report

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>>98518545
At the same time, I see anons associate multiple things to jews, regardless if most jews align with it

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 14:58:18 No.98524164 Report

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>>98512445
>>98512460
>>98512472
>>98512504

This guy is going to shove himself into superman so hard the man of steel is going to split right down the middle.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Feb 2018 15:10:01 No.98524324 Report

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You know, under different circumstances I'd have no actual issues with superman getting back to his roots.
A superman that tries to use his powers to fix social issues that generally require solutions more complex than "just hit it really really hard" could be great. Watching him try to lessen the racial tension retards have kicked up recently, seeing him try to bring America back together, all that stuff only the symbol of the American way could really pull off, I'd be up for that because it's something we all know superman would try to do.
I can see that being a struggle even for him.

But this is benis, he doesn't understand the nuance required for a story like that, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't had a good idea in the last couple years.
Anyone with a brain could make a story about superman demonstrating to the American people what it really means to fight for social justice, but nooooooo, they put benis on it.

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