>>98333158>They were originally going to make him some safety first kid judging by the first episodeDid you not watch the first episode? He was responsible and cautious but he wanted to be cool and wanted danger, he was never just "safety first," he was enthusiastic about getting to fight monsters the very moment he had the chance.
>then into an obsessive beta orbiterThis has literally never been the case.
>He's hispanic but devoided of any culture>If you're non-white you have to be dancing around a bonfire in a sombrero making tribal noisesYou have very little experience with people don't you? He's an American, raised in America. You can call it "mystery meat" with le 56% meme but it means absolutely nothing.
>He lucked into a relationship with a girl way above his standardsYou've determined his standards how exactly? It's never been established he's unattractive, he's clearly smart, and he's at least moderately well-off financially.
>based off unbelievable circumstancesDid you forget this was a cartoon?
>still managed to fuck it up entirely himselfBy? Getting the girl he wanted for most of his life instead? I mean, Jackie is shit, but his decision wasn't unreasonable. He changed his mind and when that fucked up he got a new one again.
>At this point, he's just a few apologies shy of DipperThere is quite literally nothing wrong with Dipper though.
