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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 01:47:30 2018 No.98120156 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>98120314 >>98120677 >>98121701 >>98121705 >>98122146 >>98122633 >>98122809 >>98123277 >>98123448 >>98123781 >>98124060

What's the most delightfully devilish thing you've ever done, /co/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 01:50:17 No.98120236 Report

Quoted By: >>98122302

Someone once asked me how to get to the nearest gas station... and even though I knew where it was... I SAID I DIDN'T!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 01:51:38 No.98120267 Report

Quoted By: >>98120307

One time in 8th grade I got so nauceous that I couldn't move, so I vomited all over myself in my underwear watching this exact episode of the simpsons. I spent 4 hours just laying there in my own vomit sobbing.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 01:52:40 No.98120299 Report

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I once did isometric exercise...on the WINDOW SILL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 01:52:58 No.98120307 Report

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>>98120267
...that's not very devilish, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 01:52:59 No.98120308 Report

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pestilen/tv/Erin are /co/'s greatest scourge. No matter the cost, they must be purged. Report any and all live action threads and /tv/ memes on sight.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=98120156&altc=1

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 01:53:19 No.98120314 Report

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>>98120156
Whenever people asked to borrow a pencil for class, I’d always say I only had the one I was currently using, but in reality I had an entire pack of pencils in my backpack besides me

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 01:58:15 No.98120414 Report

Quoted By: >>98123506

Snuck out of Chuck's Feed and Seed, pockets bursting with pilfered oats.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 02:12:20 No.98120677 Report

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>>98120156
>"go get your books, you've got in school suspension"

>okay.

>saunters out to my car and drives home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:01:10 No.98121653 Report

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>>98120314
>in my backpack besides me
you were inside your backpack? devilish, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:03:30 No.98121701 Report

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>>98120156
i defended steven universe online even tho i never watched a single episode, surprisingly nobody notticed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:03:36 No.98121705 Report

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>>98120156
I took an old Simpsons sketch and attempted to pass it off as my own joke

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:04:39 No.98121726 Report

Quoted By: >>98122068 >>98122091 >>98122123 >>98122127

>make thread
>get on smartphone and reply to thread, being intentionally inflammatory and/or retarded
>hundreds of replies, arguments

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:24:33 No.98122068 Report

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>>98121726
All that and a frogposter. Do you need someone to talk to anon? Are things OK at home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:26:04 No.98122091 Report

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>>98121726
based

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:27:46 No.98122123 Report

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>>98121726
>>98122068

I'm very suspicious you're doing it right now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:28:03 No.98122127 Report

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>>98121726
Fuck, I do that too

It's not very constructive but God I can't get enough of those butthurt (You)s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:29:17 No.98122146 Report

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>>98120156
I purchased fast food and disguised it as my own cooking.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:30:15 No.98122162 Report

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I once posted on 4chan...when I was 17!

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:39:43 No.98122302 Report

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>>98120236
Mom's gonna freak!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:55:20 No.98122550 Report

Quoted By: >>98122744

fucked a 16 year old boy (consensually) and came in his ass while he was bent over the family couch, looking out the window for his parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 03:58:13 No.98122600 Report

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>>98122162

>>>>>>>>>>>>>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:00:18 No.98122633 Report

Quoted By: >>98122664

>>98120156
I showed this 8 year old rule 34 of marceline

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:02:18 No.98122664 Report

Quoted By: >>98122687

>>98122633
What did he think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:03:38 No.98122687 Report

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>>98122664
He was shocked, but then started looking it up himself. I felt proud that i was that kids gateway into cartoon porn. He must be 15 now.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:05:27 No.98122720 Report

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>>98122687
>kids born in the 2000s already that old
god why

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:06:31 No.98122735 Report

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Scan a gradesheet and change my grades for a ps3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:07:06 No.98122744 Report

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>>98122550
green text faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:11:12 No.98122809 Report

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>>98120156
while on a hike in a popular area i went out of my way to fart into an ugly child's face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:14:41 No.98122860 Report

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>Eating chilli at a bar and drinking heavily
>Get the ultra shits and excuse myself
>while spewing out geysers of molten chilli shits the smell hits me and combined with the heavy drinking I vomit instantly
>Since I'm sitting on the toilet with my trousers round my ankles I of course vomit straight into my own boxer shorts
>Panic and try to flush the boxers down the toilet
>This of course starts flooding the place.
>Decide to cut my losses and rejoin my friends as nonchalantly as possible while free balling
>Watch as another dude walks in shortly afterwards before bursting out in seconds yelling for the staff
>Get a slightly perverse joy watching them basically quarantine the entire bathroom

I like to imagine the staff at that bar still tell stories of that night

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:16:13 No.98122885 Report

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>>98122720
I know, it fucks with my head that i went into middle school 10 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:31:41 No.98123121 Report

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>>98122720
From this year people who weren't even alive in the 90s are eligible to vote. Devilish isn't it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:42:27 No.98123277 Report

Quoted By: >>98123307

>>98120156
I lied on the internet.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:44:23 No.98123307 Report

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>>98123277
No you didn't

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:47:30 No.98123350 Report

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>>98123307

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:54:06 No.98123448 Report

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>>98120156
i cucked my sister out of a dog. it was amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 04:57:27 No.98123506 Report

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>>98120414
You went to Chuck's Suck and Fuck? You gay bastard. Get tested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:00:03 No.98123547 Report

Quoted By: >>98123648

>>98123506
It's Fuck and Suck you cretin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:06:28 No.98123647 Report

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Local shop didnt pull my copy of Rick and Morty so I used their restroom and pissed all over the toilet seat, handle and TP. Will return next week and repeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:06:32 No.98123648 Report

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>>98123547
Why would you fuck someone and then suck them? It's the other way around. Have to preheat the oven before you put the meat in.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:15:21 No.98123781 Report

Quoted By: >>98123886 >>98123944 >>98124112

>>98120156

Once I wormed my way into a friendship with two other guys who had been friends since childhood and then systematically destroyed the more pathetic of the two's social lives in order to deflect from my own numerous character flaws until eventually his old friend was as disgusted by him as I got everyone else to be, destroying that friendship. Then afterwards I cut off all contact with both of them and moved to a different school.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:23:01 No.98123886 Report

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>>98123781
I hope you're making that up. Yeesh.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:25:15 No.98123920 Report

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>>98123886

No, I'm not. I look back on it with incredible amounts of shame and can only take solace in the fact that I continued to be a fucking loser while the two in question are likely doing much better than I am.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:26:54 No.98123944 Report

Quoted By: >>98123957

>>98123781
You're a girl aren't you

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:28:07 No.98123957 Report

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>>98123944
Not yet. Hopefully someday.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:35:54 No.98124060 Report

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>>98120156
i can only tell you how i failed at being devilish

i traced the picture of an angel from wizard magazine in 7th grade and nonchalantly revealed it on the desk so that the cute mexican girl i had a crush on noticed it. she thought it was cool and asked if i drew it. i said yes.

i have no artistic talent. if i had managed to date her, i would have been devilish using the traceout of an angel. i reached for the stars and fell of the mountain, anons. *shudder*

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2018 05:39:06 No.98124112 Report

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>>98123781
Yeah and when you left they became friends again and bitched about you and bond over their mutual hate of you.

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