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ITT: We give Marvel heroes actual day jobs.

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 19:10:14 2017 No.97627596 View Reply Original Report

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They need to stop living expensive lives using the money of taxpayers.

I'll start. Steve Rogers = Police officer.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:12:14 No.97627628 Report

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prostitute

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:15:18 No.97627672 Report

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>>97627596
President

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:19:34 No.97627726 Report

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>>97627596
I like this marvel what if he was a pilot or something because he flies. or maybe a cop because he's a space cop

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:21:21 No.97627751 Report

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>>97627596
>Steve Rogers = Police officer.
Using a fire hose to put out a matchstick.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:21:36 No.97627756 Report

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>>97627596
propane salesman

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:23:18 No.97627776 Report

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>>97627751
He doesn't have a prop0er education to do anything better than that.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:23:27 No.97627778 Report

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>>97627628
And she'd make the best one around

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:24:55 No.97627803 Report

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>>97627596
Steve is an artist. He had a job drawing Captain America comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:25:08 No.97627808 Report

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>>97627596
He already was. Read more comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:25:57 No.97627816 Report

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>>97627803
Bring this back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:27:20 No.97627841 Report

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>>97627776
He's a comic book artist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:32:51 No.97627917 Report

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>>97627672
She'll never be satisfied until she gets that job, they might as well give it her.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:36:51 No.97627958 Report

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>>97627778
you really think so?

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 19:41:00 No.97628011 Report

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>>97627596
Wasn't Steve a comic artist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 20:51:08 No.97629201 Report

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>>97627672

She'd also make a better prostitute

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 20:55:00 No.97629274 Report

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>>97627672
Prisoner.

>>97627596
Republican President

>>97627628
Prositute

>>97627726
Space Cop. Which begs the question, do they get paid?

>>97627756
Firefighter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 20:55:54 No.97629299 Report

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>>97627596
>They need to stop living expensive lives using the money of taxpayers.
>police officer

how do you think cops get paid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:00:06 No.97629382 Report

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>>97627628
>just a prostitute
she's WAY too cute for that, she'd have to be a high class escort.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:02:35 No.97629435 Report

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Gold digger.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:04:42 No.97629474 Report

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>>97627756
reminder that king of the hill is canon to marvel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1FLRlVnHJQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:06:18 No.97629503 Report

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Muck Farvel.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:10:21 No.97629568 Report

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>>97629274
I have always wondered if Green lanterns get paid, or if they just get a sweet piece of jewelry.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:11:28 No.97629599 Report

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>>97629299
expensive lives

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:12:45 No.97629628 Report

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>>97627596
You fucking retarded? You have to spend money in order to protect people. Do you think Counter-terrorism would be capable of doing what they are doing without funding? The FBI doing what they are doing without funding? The Police department doing what they are doing without funding?

Police officers need to stop living expensive lives using the money of the taxpayers. Take away their cars, their weapons, bullet proof vest, helicopter, computers, internet and etc. Those are luxuries that they can live without. Oh no, Hydra is about to launch a nuke into NY from Germany, better start running and swimming now if you ever hope to stop it Captain America. We can't have you using the latest quintjet since it will be paid for by the taxpayers.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:15:29 No.97629688 Report

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>>97629628
I ain't seeing DC heroes expending taxpayers money. They all have jobs.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:18:47 No.97629759 Report

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>>97627628
>Elementary School Teaching Assistant
She reminds me of some of the young women who would come into my elementary school classes and help out, or run a class for 1 hour or so. Usually the TAs were just someone's mom, and that was pretty lame. But sometimes it was a hot college aged woman with a lot of charisma and energy. I don't know why they were there though. I think they wanted to work with kids, but couldn't get their teaching credential. Maybe it was for college credit? Usually they would do something art related with us. Although, on more than one occasion, other kids told me that it was Judge mandated community service.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:21:21 No.97629798 Report

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>>97627596
>Comic Artist/online artist
>Secret /co/ drawfag
>Yes, he did your lewd request

>>97629274
>>97629568
>Green Lanterns get paid amazingly
>Unfortunately for all human lanterns it's in a Galactic currency not used on earth

Well, at least there's space prostitutes.

>>97627596
Peter Parker = High School Teacher (hey, it even keeps him poor) alternatively 'modernize' his photography thing into a News Cameraman or Video-editing for a network. (not as easy as rigging up a few shots of Spidey but it does mean a legit day-job)

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:22:22 No.97629822 Report

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>>97627596
https://youtu.be/6vWTtx_PxPo

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:25:09 No.97629888 Report

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>>97629382
I'm not paying a penny over 1200$ to ravage her fat ass

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:26:56 No.97629930 Report

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>>97629688
You seem to forget it was marvels people that wanted the hero's under their thumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:28:53 No.97629965 Report

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>>97629798
what's stopping a Human GL living on an alien planet

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:31:11 No.97630009 Report

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>>97629888
The standard package is $1500 for a dinner date plus night in a hotel room; $100 more if you don't have transportation. Condoms included and mandatory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:33:53 No.97630072 Report

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>>97629965
If I had to guess, comfort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:36:43 No.97630117 Report

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>>97629759
>it was a hot college aged woman with a lot of charisma
I know that feel
>elementary daycare and I cut my arm playing by a tree
>new girl freaks the fuck out and rushes me to the employee bathroom to clean me up
>after she relaxes she told me to turn around
>turns out she had to pee
>turn back around for some reason and stare that monster straight in the face
Pretty sure my memory of that is mostly gone to shit after all these years but its still there. Cant attest to how hot she was but she had a lot of tattoos so she was probably a slut

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:37:52 No.97630145 Report

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>>97630009
$1500 + dinner + hotel

That’s easily $2000+ for a hook up with an attractive woman. That’s stupid.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:37:55 No.97630147 Report

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>>97630009
I guess I can prostitute myself for the extra cash

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:38:19 No.97630158 Report

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>>97627596
Full time college student that does numerous odd jobs, like working at a Gas Station
>>97630009
>>97629888
What kind of expensive ass escorts are you people hanging out with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:39:22 No.97630178 Report

Quoted By: >>97630271

>>97630147
>Implying you can get $10

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:39:48 No.97630186 Report

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>>97630145
She brokered a deal with the dinner and hotel, that's the combination cost.

>>97630158
You pay more for the quality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:41:48 No.97630228 Report

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>>97630145
Internet says rich guys have paid in the tens of thousands for whores

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:43:58 No.97630271 Report

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>>97630178
I would settle for 5. Now I just gotta do that a few more times

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:45:09 No.97630296 Report

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Child Care

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:46:21 No.97630309 Report

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>>97630186
$1500 for packaged deal? That’s not bad but still unless you’re rich AF, you can achieve the same thing for free. Just use your hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 21:56:26 No.97630486 Report

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>>97630309
My hand doesn't talk to me and make me feel special. I forget where the fuck I watched a documentary on high class whores but a lot of their testimony is they're paid to stroke their John's ego before they stroke his dick. It wasn't all of them but and underlying theme of rich fucks that wanted to feel appreciated by hot women. 30% was fetish shit,20% was straight sex and like 48% was rich guy ego stroking

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 22:03:19 No.97630618 Report

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>>97630486
Maybe it’s just me but I hate having my ego stroked.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 23:03:03 No.97631691 Report

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>>97627596
Gambit-chef

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 23:09:46 No.97631801 Report

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>>97628011
>>97627808
Yeah he used to be an freelance illustrator and he actually enjoyed it because it was his dream job.

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 23:15:38 No.97631913 Report

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He already had a day job

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 23:27:23 No.97632087 Report

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>>97627596
I thought Miles and Silk should work at Daily Bugle with each other. It will be kind of like Betty and Peter thing.

Hawkeye should run a fun park, I know it sounds crazy. But, I thought it will be cute for Hawkeye to work on a fun park for kids.

Sandman should be social worker

Magneto should be constructed worker for some weird reason. I think some mutants should get jobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 23:32:20 No.97632174 Report

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>>97627628
>>97629274
>>97629382
I just can't see Gwen as a prostitute, she would be too much of a sperg to deal with clients. Now, as a camwhore who only needs to interact with people over the internet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 23:55:34 No.97632662 Report

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>>97629274
>Cap
>republican
how fucking new are you?

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Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2017 23:59:05 No.97632739 Report

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>>97627596

In the Republic serials in the 1940s, Cap was a District Attorney for a living when he wasn’t Cap.

And before the you asked, no he did not have the super strength serum nor did he fight in World War 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 00:02:26 No.97632815 Report

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>>97631691
>implying Gambit is actually French
I hope you really like jambalaya

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 00:34:36 No.97633394 Report

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>>97629798
Why can't GLs buy something with the money and sell it on earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 00:53:22 No.97633701 Report

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>>97627596
>taxpayer

but the vast majority are able to live on gifted money from their billionaire friends, who are generally not taxpayers

eg the Avengers, the JL, the X-Men all benefit from having literal billionaires on the team

more to the point Steve Rogers was in the US Army and is therefore a veteran in receipt of pay and pension, defense of the realm by means of a standing armed force being an explicitly sanctioned use of federal taxation unless you live on powdered eggs in a shack, Cliven

but OK you try telling veterans that they have to keep working for their cripple money and for the pensions they paid into from their own earnings

see where that gets you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 01:14:35 No.97634114 Report

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>>97627756

Pyro had a real job. He wrote romance novels. He would be a YA author is he were alive.

Also, he was as gay as Northstar (just never came out)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Dec 2017 01:18:46 No.97634226 Report

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>>97629628
Hydra wouldn't do that, they're all too busy with their day jobs

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