I have the biggest jokerfanwank page in my mind. I've had it for years. Everyone would lose their shit, everyone of those>batman is responsible for joker's murders
all of the frankfags that want killers instead of heroes, all of the oldfags who can't handle the fact joker got really popular with nolan, perfect page to piss them all off.
Wondie gets fed up. Wraps the lasso around the joker to see the true of his psyche, to see if there's even any shred of goodness in him, to get him to see/admit his evil, some shit like that.
We don't see what the joker says, just that's grinning and talking and tears run down diana's horrified face.
She falls on her knees, but knows enough is enough and snaps his neck. She stays there next to joker's necksnapped corpse. Then a few panels later, flames pass over joker. He stands up, all cheerfully and happy>yeah, because sending someone like ME to hell, would totally not backfire>I'd totally not find a way to get infernal powers and get rezzed
Then, he'd peck diana on the cheek, thank her for giving him this opportunity, and merrily walk away, eager to test his new powers, while diana is on her knees, shocked out of her mind
There. Top jokerwanking, millions of jokerfags celebrating, milions of antijokerfags screaming.
Perfect, superb, top of the line, no one can top it.