Trial By Squire.
Retard (Higgs) fucked with Marco.
He got back by tripping her. (Star would have done the same, by the way.)
Retard pretends she's really hurt. Marco points this out.
Star takes the clorox he just got her and, instead of drinking it, hands it to Retard.
Retard was faking.
Star goes back to Marco and orders him to chill out (instead trying to help him chill), being hypocritical (see 1st post) and selfish.
In Star's view, it doesn't matter he's not in a good mood as someone's screwing with him, she tells him to chill (without trying to help) and just let it happen because she just wants to enjoy herself. It's not what she'd do, but he totally should.>Don't sort out someone screwing with your best friend, they should just ignore it, even though you wouldn't.
He apologises, and Star tells him he should fuck around with her instead of trying to do a little work.>Star: Fuck working towards knighthood, fuck Marco's feelings, he should just play around with me instead.>Fuck a goal he might have, he should just be my little doggy and only that -- He can't do both if it's not absolutely 100% what *I* want.>BTW, even though I don't want him to do the job like he should and will get in the way of him doing it, I'll still expect him to follow my orders though there's Z E R O integrity in the role it's for.
N i c e shitposts btw.