Here you go, here's how
>be interested in having a comic book nerd g/f
>start frequenting all the comic shops
>not just that shop that you go to, all of them, the one that smells, the one that is 40 minutes away
>go to all of them all the time, go to magic the gathering tournaments, pokemon, go to all the events you can
>start watching dr.who, harry potter, watch all that shit on netflix you hate. Memorize jessica jones
>start talking to all ugly girls
>you need to practice, start with ugly
>find out what they like, be really nice to them, ask them out
>they'll be super flattered and say no
>don't give up, she's the ugly practice one anyway
>be really cute and adorable with her
>make her cards, make her a comic, praise her alot
>you might find out she's already fucking a couple of dudes on the side
>this is normal, she's the ugly one easy to get
>find out what holes the other neets fucked, don't fuck those holes
>if she was saving vagina for you, you're in
>be good to her, other girls will find out how awesome you are
>break up with her because she cheated on you
>don't worry, she will, her confidence went up from dating you, but her insecurity didn't, she'll fuck some neet
>the LCS becomes yours, she stops coming around
>everyone feels sorry for you
>the girls know looks don't matter to you cause you dated that really ugly girl
>still go to events, but you can withdraw. Add comic shop people on facebook
>randomly message them questions about stuff you watch/read
>DO NOT ASK THEM OUT OVER MESSAGE
>make some passive aggressive post about how all women hurt you
>see who likes it
>if cute comic book girl does, talk to her more, hit her up, make her wife
>murder previous ugly g/f to clean up potential future issues
works every time. Ive done this about 5 or 6 times in 3 different areas. It's kinda tricky when the ugly girl gets pregnant, but thats why you move out of the area or give her an abortion pill in her sleep.
