>>96817361DAVE: so it was pretty funny how i made a copy of roses evil book right before she burned it and now she doesnt know about it
>DAVESPRITE: i know its crazy what kind of foresight this guy has >DAVESPRITE: im telling you coincidences like that are unreal they dont even happen >DAVESPRITE: most of the time DAVE: the best thing about how i did that is how it in no way will ever come back to bite us in the ass ever
>DAVESPRITE: dude our shit is SAFE DAVE: so safe
>DAVESPRITE: gonna sleep pretty sound tonight >DAVESPRITE: with that big fucking payload of safety you just got dropped on us >DAVESPRITE: gonna be all huggin my pillow and shit >DAVESPRITE: grinning like a goddamn bear full of honey DAVE: safer than some flintstone vitamins in a bottle
DAVE: keep twisting junior all you get is clicks
>DAVESPRITE: asshole thinks its candy >DAVESPRITE: doesnt even know he just stepped on a security rake and got a face full of fucking safety DAVE: yeah
DAVE: anyway guess ill go back down and burn that book
>DAVESPRITE: alrightSort of, but it's usually funny when it does.