>>96770130>Hit the weights, get a clue, seek sunlight, have sex, ya pinheadbuddy.....
heheh.....
I almost don't want to do this to you cause it'll fuck you up so bad.....
but I have literally, LITERALLY, gotten every single girl I have ever set my sights on since the age of 15. no joke. I have never experienced unrequited love by this point in my life.
how did I do it? I'll give you a little taste. lick the spoon and close your eyes:
1. I am SELECTIVE. I have only ever really pursued seven girls, and one boy. eight people in total. no more, no less...... I'm a picky guy... many girls have lusted over me, many guys too, some of them even of notably high social and sexual status, but I pay them no mind..... I'm in it for the INTERESTING ones, those girls who give ME something in return. only those fit for a king have tasted this big, meaty, uncut, well-cleaned, norwegian/finnish-by-heritage cock. jot that down.....
2. I am EVERYTHING they want. I am tall. I am funny. I dress well. I speak fluently. I'm smart. I'm a pro in relationships. I'm emotionally reliable and offer good advice and insight. I listen. I fuck good (I'll admit that I sometimes suffer from that dreaded condition known as shooting loads too early..... I'm only human. but I'm working on it, and I'm striving for perfection....)
tell you what, why don't you give me that address of yours, and I'll come over and present myself to that girlfriend you've got.... I'll make no moves, I'll cross no boundaries. I will simply render myself an apparition before her: that which she wants but does not have. and buddy..........fella......let me tell you. in two weeks FLAT, okay, that's the MONEY-BACK-GUARANTEE, I'll have her mashed into the couch cushions, blubbering snot and drool, loss in bliss, taking all of me, and begging for more...
