Oh my god, you're all fucking retarded with your "OMG SJWS ARE GOING TO RUIN THIS HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION".
Just put them in those new Mickey Mouse shorts, with their old personalities/roles. They were always foils to Donald Duck, pissing him off and invading his property/stealing his food.
Oh my god I just remembered most of you probably weren't even sentient enough to watch cartoons back then.