SCENE 2.
>SHAZAM: It's pretty frickin' big...
A scream is heard. Shazam springs to action, only to find a robber screaming on the floor after failing to rob a woman.
>SHAZAM: Oh, I thought you'd be needing some assistance...
>WOMAN: Nope. I handled it. Pepper spray.
Shazam turns to robber.
>SHAZAM: Well, that ought to teach you that crime doesn't pay! Now give this old lady back her purse!
>WOMAN: First, I'm 25. Second, he didn't take my purse, I didn't let him.
>SHAZAM: Oh. Well, that ought to teach you to think that women are defenseless! Get woke, Am I right?
>WOMAN: I'm sorry, who are you?
>FREDDY: Thundercrack! New superhero in town. The power of thunder, lightning and all that stuff.
>SHAZAM: Dude, I don't like "Thundercrack". It sounds like a butt thing.
>FREDDY: Mr. Philadelphia?
>SHAZAM: Sounds like whip cream or something...
>FREDDY: I got it! Power Boy, for when pepper spray is not enough to fend off the forces of evil!
>SHAZAM: Eh...
>WOMAN: Power Boy, do you know this child?
>SHAZAM: Yeah, he's my manager. I'm...
Robber spits on Shazam.
>SHAZAM: Dude, come on!
Shazam pushes robber, accidentally sending him flying several feet in the air. Woman gets scared.
>WOMAN: Oh, my God!
Woman pulls out some money from her wallet.
>WOMAN: Here, take whatever you want, just don't hurt me.
>SHAZAM: No, I'm...
Freddy takes the money.
>FREDDY: Thank you for the generous donation!
Woman runs away.
>SHAZAM: Tell your friends about me!
>FREDDY: Another job well done. Let's get out of here.
>SHAZAM: Alright. Let's... GO!
Shazam tries to fly again. Fails.
>SHAZAM: Ah, forget it...
Shazam and Freddy leave on foot.
