>>96356930FIRE! Wait. Uh, lemme get the emergency handbook...
Ok, so I removed the handbook in the glovebox for more room for hand grenades and quaaludes. But I'm pretty sure it was, uh, Battery/Household Chemical Spill.
ALL UNITS, ALL UNITS, THIS IS UNIT 73! BATTERY SPILL ON 38TH AND WASHINGTON! ALL AVAILABLE CARS, PROCEED TO THE SCENE!