>>96071411To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jackie Lyn Thomas. Her humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of world history most of her jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Jackie’s chill outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Tony Hawk literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of her jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jackie Lyn truly ARE Starfags- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jackie’s existential catchphrase “Feed me pizza nuggets,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Grey Delisle’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jackie Lyn Thomas tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
