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You are a gotham thug

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 16:13:26 2017 No.95877467 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>95877501 >>95877725 >>95879527 >>95879667 >>95880930

Do you try to work for a plainclothes criminal or a costumed criminal?
Please explain your answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:15:21 No.95877497 Report

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rape the Joker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:15:28 No.95877501 Report

Quoted By: >>95877514 >>95877560

>>95877467
Normie criminals obviously. Costumed freaks are fucking insane and the mortality rates are off the charts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:16:05 No.95877514 Report

Quoted By: >>95877530 >>95881965

>>95877501
Eh, I'd work for the Penguin. He runs a respectable establishment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:17:04 No.95877530 Report

Quoted By: >>95877656 >>95879742

>>95877514
but what if you say something he might interpret as a comment about his appearance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:18:42 No.95877560 Report

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>>95877501
Yeah, but if you're working for a normie criminal, either your boss gets snuffed by one of the freak show escapees and you have to work for them instead, or you and like 20 other goons get taken out to pass a message.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:21:21 No.95877656 Report

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>>95877530
You're right. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 16:24:29 No.95877725 Report

Quoted By: >>95879258

>>95877467
In Gotham, you either get snuffed/shot/gassed/strangulated/frozen or beaten senseless by a man in a bat suit or his colourful sidekicks.

Being a costumed means you get locked in with the crazies in Arkham. Being a regular thug means you get charged under the US Penal code.

Either way you lose

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 17:31:23 No.95879258 Report

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>>95877725
Well, the costumed freaks seem to barely spend like a month inside Arkham, so maybe that's the best option?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 17:43:23 No.95879527 Report

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>>95877467
Neither. I'll stick to independent pick pocketing, burglary and the opportunistic looting during the various riots that happen during the flashier villain escapades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 17:46:33 No.95879598 Report

Quoted By: >>95881440

As long as you keep your head down, avoid obvious traps, and try to talk to your boss as little as possible, all you have to worry about is bat beatings.

Unless it's the Joker.

Never work for the Joker, the only exception being him asking you to work for him. Never refuse the Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 17:49:25 No.95879667 Report

Quoted By: >>95880794

>>95877467
Fuck Gotham I'm moving to metropolis at least there I won't get poisoned, tortured, beaten or tested to see if I can answer retarded riddles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 17:52:10 No.95879742 Report

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>>95877530
Then don't say anything. Maintain a professional bearing and shut the fuck up when The Boss is around.

However, the best move is just not to play. Being a henchman in Gotham is fucking retarded and suicidal. You have to be strong as fuck, but also dumb to resort to it. If I absolutely had to pick, I'd do something plainclothes, hopefully it wouldn't be something big league and my boss wouldn't be a psychopath

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 17:54:28 No.95879805 Report

Quoted By: >>95881475

There are approximately one zillion cities in America. Fuck Gotham, I'm going someplace that doesn't have a superhero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 18:33:01 No.95880794 Report

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>>95879667
You should move to Small Ville instead,nice People and fresh Air.
Thats all you need I tell ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 18:38:44 No.95880930 Report

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>>95877467
Costume Criminal.
It'd make things more exciting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 18:39:38 No.95880949 Report

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I become a public masturbator and throw my semen on people.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 18:59:58 No.95881440 Report

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>>95879598
You, I like you

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Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 19:01:05 No.95881475 Report

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>>95879805
How about Hub City?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 19:01:39 No.95881494 Report

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>work for riddler
>low mortality rate
>decent payouts
>for the most part get to avoid the bats since were gone by the time he arrives
Not a bad gig at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Oct 2017 19:19:37 No.95881965 Report

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>>95877514
Penguin is a mix of both. He's sane but he's not that safe to be around either.
Despite this, he, Riddler and Killer Moth are probably your safest bets in Gotham.

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