>>95721804What the fuck did you just fucking say about my sister, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of class in dating school, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on okcupid, and she has over 300 confirmed boyfriends. She is trained in french kissing and she's the top girlfriend in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another boyfriend. She will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of boyfriends across the USA and you are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lovelife. You’re fucking dead, man. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kiss you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her mouth. Not only is she extensively trained in french kissing, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the local sex shop and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will kiss fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, man.
