>>95571951>Acid tearsSuicide tear, it kills you
>Invisibility in the darkpretty useful, actually
>Remote control controlawesome for day to day life.
>Communicate with fruitAs long as you can trust the fruit, they would make excellent spies for you. No one expects the bananas to be your spies. Very useful.
>Trash detectionBecome world's greatest janitor, clean your house easy before the hidden trash makes it smell
>75% levitationwell I guess it can let you jump good and feel less fat
>Summon a lamp oncewhat kind of lamp? If you can summon a really nice and expensive lamp you could pawn it off and buy a shitload of cheap lamps. or just impress people because you have a 500$ lamp you summoned for free. Could be surprisingly useful.
>Bullet attractionWould make you an awesome bodyguard if you have enough body armor and balls to pull it off
>Read your own mindBasically know what you truly desire, might make you more decisive
>Instant hair lossShit tier, a razor odes the same thing
>Abnormal arm hairOnly useful if you can find a hair merchant looking to buy a lot of arm hair
>Absorb bad luckSuicide tier at best
>Super slo-moI see no real use for this
>Revive bugsDo shrimp count as bugs? Maybe you could make purple dye like the Phoenicians a revive all the purple bugs used to make Tyrian Purple so you could juice them again in an endless cycle of death and rebirth meant to torture them and take their secretions forever?
>Fast agingSuicide tier
>Invisible handwritingprobably useless
>1 second super strengthdepends on what the cooldown is. if short cooldown you have super punches. if long cooldown, you at least get a short burst of strength when you really need it, like an adrenaline rush
>Laptop foreversuicide tier
>Seduce hatsOnly if you're a degenerate hatfucker
>DesaturationI have no idea what this even is. Desaturating your oxygen levels to turn ashen or cyanotic? well, you could use that to fake your death at least.
I would take Trash Detection.
