I'm just saying dude, I would never try to pull that shit.
But still I feel you man. A boner is a fucking powerful thing. I consider myself a very rational person, but i will make the WORST decisions if im horny.
PSA yall. If you ever find a hook up off of Craigslist for free, Don't do it. I'm so glad the lights were off when I went to that "womans" house. The phone flashed against it's face and I had an awful fright.